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Old 05-22-2008, 02:18 PM   #3391
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Peter Lorre as Gollem. So loopy!
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Old 05-26-2008, 02:39 AM   #3392
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being Jack Sparrow (anti-Disney references)
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:48 AM   #3393
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Boss' emails, they always do, but this one of today rocks particularly:

"Dear All,

don't forget that ******* will be delivering his "Probevorlesung" today
(on hair styling or something like that), at 16:00 in room F.1.01.
Please be all there and support him as much as possible, i.e.
by cheering, applauding, looking extremely interested and filled
with new, deep, and unexpected insight.

See you then,

*.*."

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Old 05-27-2008, 07:51 PM   #3394
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especially the magic freefall at 2:22
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:07 PM   #3395
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for some reason I cannot stop laughing about this
I guess he wanted to trick out his l'il nest or something
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:12 PM   #3396
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I introduced my kiddo to the glories of the emoticon earlier, and he's been making up his own for an hour, along with descriptions.

>:-I (an evil master chewing)
=:-o (freaked out because of his new haircut)
:-% (way too much into math)
:-{0 ("OMG I have a moustache!!")
{:-* ("OMG the lemon is too sour!!)
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:16 AM   #3397
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:49 AM   #3398
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Vicar of Dibley: How many children do you have Alice?

Alice: Sixteen or seventeen.........I'm not really sure
I could not adequately explain why, except that my name really is Alice
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Old 06-14-2008, 03:34 PM   #3399
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supermarket kid: "excuse me miss, we're doing research on how our customers keep fruit and our packaging, can i ask you some questions?"

Frieda: "sure!"

supermarket kid: "we'd like to know if you keep your melons in the fridge--"

Frieda: *snorts* "my melons?? BWAHAHAHAHA"


ok i guess you had to be there
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:01 PM   #3400
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:28 PM   #3401
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:01 PM   #3402
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:41 PM   #3403
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the band pepper and there songs always make me laugh
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:37 PM   #3404
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Our newest member's name is "fapflaffida."

*snerk*
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:41 PM   #3405
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I found a link on Gawker to 41 of the best photos of science fair participants that you will ever, ever see.

The sweater.
The sweater is the best thing in the entire universe.

Actually, it may be the entire universe.

No no no
The universe cries itself to sleep every night, wishing it were that sweater.
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