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Old 02-29-2008, 02:26 PM   #181
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Well, I turned the corner and there they were, so absorbed in trying to get their clothes off without moving the hand each had between the others' legs, and without losing their liplock, that they didn't see me. I stopped and stepped backwards back the way I'd came, and left them to it. Oh, hi Hoyt, YsaPur. Where've you been?
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Old 03-04-2008, 12:23 AM   #182
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So I heard your mother gave all her money to that witch-doctor and had to file Chapter 13.
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Old 03-04-2008, 03:07 AM   #183
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Never heard of hairy soup?! And here I was saving my shaving for two months just for you...
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:00 AM   #184
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Alright, dinner's served. Eat quick, now, while it's still alive.
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:42 AM   #185
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Hey look, I've gotten down to 54 seconds to field-strip and reassemble my .45!
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:51 AM   #186
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I think this hedgehog soup tastes somewhat strange, eh?
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:21 PM   #187
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aaaack .... can't ... breathe .... aaaack ... help me .... Just kidding! hahahahahahaha!
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Old 03-07-2008, 02:10 PM   #188
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Well, it was runny, like your thick cocoa and of the colour of this soya sauce and the smell resembled... Why are you looking at me like that? I've just read somewhere that describing my bowel movement in great detail will magically turn me into a great dinner companion...
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Old 03-07-2008, 03:31 PM   #189
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Wow, this tri-tip is as delicious as the holocaust is non-exisistent. Mmm-mm!
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:08 PM   #190
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Do you want to hear the story of how Grandpa's penis got caught in the lawnmower?
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:30 PM   #191
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He said he gave his dog a bone, and I said "Dude, you gave your dog a bone?" and he said "Dude, it was really a bone." and I said "I'll bet it was, dude!" and he said, ...
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Old 03-08-2008, 02:25 AM   #192
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Oh, but you said you wanted a dog! So I made this divine dog soup, this delicious dog steak, there's a double-dog cake and I even spared some dog-do found in the intestines... And now it's all going to the dogs!
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:16 PM   #193
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Did you know that the FDA has mandated an allowable percentage of rat shit in hot dogs?
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Did you know that the dogs which are made into hot dogs are fed rats, to add a certain 'body' to the flavour? The alloved percentage of rat shit only enhances that special sensation you feel when you bite into your hot dog...
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That's slicker than cum on a gold tooth!
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