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Old 07-27-2007, 12:34 PM   #1
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the "what?" thread

this thread contains images, words, events, etc that make you pause in bewilderment.

chocolate rain

what?
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Old 07-27-2007, 01:58 PM   #2
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like what the fvckk without the fvckk - i get it!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jumpi...th-Super-Audio

Jumping Spider Mating Ritual With Super Audio

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Old 07-27-2007, 02:15 PM   #3
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reminds me of my old courtship days.


the most read story on cnn.com and bbc.co.uk today:

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Nicole Richie sentenced to 90 hrs
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TV star Richie handed jail term
WHAT?
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:18 PM   #4
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that is far and away the most important thing happening today.
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:47 PM   #5
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Old 07-27-2007, 09:51 PM   #6
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auntie: When I first listened to "Chocolate Rain" last night, I started out thinking:

"Hmm, that's a pretty cool piano line - I wonder what comes next?"

Which then steadily progressed towards a:

"Wtf? Is this a parody of something?? Oh my god, this guy is actually serious."
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Old 07-27-2007, 10:40 PM   #7
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I had a similar experience when I started watching an episode of CSI Miami.
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:40 PM   #8
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in the opening sequence of "the simpsons movie" we see a moon lander in outer space. the guy sitting a few seats away from me yells, "OH YEAH! HOMER WAS AN ASTRONAUT!" into the relatively quiet theater.

what????
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:50 PM   #9
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i'm confused... what happened to zefrank?? i was only away for a few weeks... where's all the stuff??

*bewilderment*
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Old 07-28-2007, 03:43 PM   #10
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queenie!!!



it was all your fault! you weren't here enough and everyone
got sad and had a row and now we've been slimmed down,
rationalised etc.
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Old 07-29-2007, 03:46 PM   #11
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Awright, I was out just now, and I saw a billboard advertising "cosmetic gynecology services".

Despite being in a field tangentially related, I have no idea what such services would entail.

Fallopian augmentation?
Glycolic ovary peel?
Uterine lift?

Here's the important part. If any of you do know, do not, under any circumstances, describe it to me.
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Old 07-29-2007, 04:20 PM   #12
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you see, pearlie, an inviting guest room is always a nice thing to offer visiting well-wishers.
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Old 07-29-2007, 04:39 PM   #13
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^Uh huh. Well, when I invite someone in, I might spruce up a bit -- clean sheets and *ahem* a floor you could eat off of -- but I don't remodel the whole shebang!

And if that is what's wrong with my life, it's just going to have to stay that way!

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Old 07-29-2007, 06:03 PM   #14
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:44 PM   #15
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snatch block: nickname given to the operating table in the O.R. of a cosmetic gynecology service.


Dr. Fuller was scrubbing in for a routine procedure when he received a an urgent page from the snatch block. Apparently "it was not a pretty sight."
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