Post something that made you laugh today.

[priceyfatprude]

SIZZLINGCROTCH: man
SIZZLINGCROTCH: I cant cancel an AOL subscription online
JakeD409: try to do it over the phone
SIZZLINGCROTCH: no cuz they want my screenname when i cancel
SIZZLINGCROTCH: so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"


source: http://www.jaked409.net/archive.html

[amfromme]

Got this yesterday and wore it to work. I think it's pretty funny. Ya know it's like Yea for Halliburton! Yippee!

What really made me laugh is all the people who ask me what Halliburton is. One guy thought Halliburton was a pop singer.

[ShopaholicChick]

I got hit on today by a Dude wearing Panty Hose!!!

[craig johnston]

dinzdale strikes again!

[~*WickedAngel*~]

My aunt wants to name my cousin's unborn child Nicholas Alvin Elijah. Alvin...Like the chipmunk. So now everytime I talk to her, I sing the chipmunk theme song.

[jasmina]

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[RuneT]

BRATWURST

[Audreyvgs]

There's this chicken, it sits on my outside bar, and pecks at the window for me to give it something to eat. I open the window a crack, and give it the crust of my toast. It takes it, and throws it off the bar, thinkin it's goanna go down there and eat it. But there's 20 more under there, and they take it and run off. She looks at me again. Stupid chicken!


then i go get the hose. Bye chickens!!!!!!!!!!

[RuneT]

You got to love them.

[zenbabe]

Botox in a box

[AllegroNg]

nysaf48: omg DUDE
nysaf48: i just went into my moms room and woke her up our of a deep sleep
nysaf48: and i said "hey mom, if i'm feeling up to it tomorrow, can I go somewhere"
nysaf48: and she rolled over and said "no, dont let anyone feel you up, thats bad. Well no....actually, its not SO bad"


This is the best thing ever PFP! Thanky

[zenbabe]

Reply to: floormatt1969@yahoo.com
Date: 2004-03-22, 6:55AM MST


Seeking feet to trample me as brutally as you'd like. the idea of the video is revenge, so we need to see me being crushed. you get a release form in case i get hurt you are not responsible. taping in all 50 states, win an extra $100 for being the most brutal in your state. 310-849-4229 we are based in LA, but begin traveling in April. please e-mail age, ht, weight, pic (if possible), and an idea of how intense you'd like to trample. thanks


Compensation: $20/hour

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by amfromme
What really made me laugh is all the people who ask me what Halliburton is. One guy thought Halliburton was a pop singer.

Oh good grief! hahahahahahaha .....

[Frieda]

Originally posted by RuneT
BRATWURST

[lapietra]

Somebody said in a meeting today that I was organized.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!