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funkytuba · 12-28-2003, 08:33 PM

Whoa... someone besides agent killed agents' thread killing thread.

Threadkill-envy? You're soaking in it.

agentsmith · 12-29-2003, 04:10 PM

Coffee · 12-29-2003, 05:41 PM

Agent wakes up groggy.
Beales had slipped a mickey in her drink before contract negotiations with the jrockers...Agent wakes up to find her self without jrocker protection as they are now circling protetively around beales after his more than skillfull contract negotiations.

agentsmith · 12-29-2003, 05:48 PM

......when suddenly.......

someone sets fire to beale!

Coffee · 12-30-2003, 02:29 AM

However Beale's new jrocker body gaurds dive upon their new master to put out the flames with their own bodies...forgetting how much hairspray, cologne, styling gel, and other flamable hygene products they are wearing...oopps.
A sudden sonic boom rocks all on the set as a small pack of jrockers bursts into a mushroom cloud style explosion.
Beale being at the center of the blast miraculously survives with only all of his hair and most of his clothing burned off...the blast somehow canceled itself out in the center of the blast when all the jrockers around Beale exploded at the same instant.

A tattered and torn Coffee wanders back onto the set after all of the fuss if over, oblivious to what has just happened. He notices Beales' half-dressed half-burned apperance, and walks up to him and says..."Thank god my groupies aren't pyromaniacs like yours seem to be".

"...and can someone please turn off the Bright White Klynne shaped set lights over there...they are really hurting my eyes"

~*WickedAngel*~ · 12-30-2003, 04:53 PM

*jumps in from out of absolutely no where...looking very evil...*

I'M BACK!!!! YOU SHALL ALL BOW TO ME, DR. EBIL...Ebil with a B...not a V...

*laughs all evil like* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

Coffee · 12-30-2003, 04:59 PM

*gasp*

Not...DR. EBIL!!!
*creepy movie music...duh du duh duhhhh.*

~*WickedAngel*~ · 12-30-2003, 05:18 PM

((lmao!!!!))

I will hold the world hostage if my demands are not met!!!! You will all fear the wrath of .....*puts her pinky finger to her lip* DR. EBIL!!!! Ebil with a B...not a V....

Coffee · 12-30-2003, 06:44 PM

yes?...yes?...so what are your demands?

*gasps and cowers*

~*WickedAngel*~ · 12-30-2003, 07:59 PM

I demand...5 sexy sexy men dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings to be tied to my deluxe king sized bed by 12 midnight...along with um...some handcuffs and a buttload of coffee...we'll be up for a while. Send this to me at DR. EBIL'S ULTRA SUPER SECRET BAT CAVE LAYER UNDER THE BIG YELLOW BRIDGE THAT DINZ LIKES TO JUMP OFF OF WITHOUT HIS BUNGEE CORD...Ebil with a B...not a V...*puts pinky finger to her lip*

Frieda · 12-30-2003, 08:22 PM

better not touch Legolas.. he's mine!

~*WickedAngel*~ · 12-30-2003, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
better not touch Legolas.. he's mine!

Ok...but I want Haldir...he's SOOOOOO mine....mmmm...Haldir *drools*

~*WickedAngel*~ · 12-30-2003, 09:09 PM

Here's a couple of Legolas to tide you over Frieda.

Frieda · 12-30-2003, 09:31 PM

hmmm.. it gives me a timeout..

~*WickedAngel*~ · 12-30-2003, 09:34 PM

Doesn't it though...

12-29-2003, 04:10 PM	#392
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	-eh? __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-29-2003, 05:48 PM	#394
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	......when suddenly....... someone sets fire to beale! __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-30-2003, 04:53 PM	#396
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	jumps in from out of absolutely no where...looking very evil... I'M BACK!!!! YOU SHALL ALL BOW TO ME, DR. EBIL...Ebil with a B...not a V... laughs all evil like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

12-30-2003, 05:18 PM	#398
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	((lmao!!!!)) I will hold the world hostage if my demands are not met!!!! You will all fear the wrath of .....puts her pinky finger to her lip DR. EBIL!!!! Ebil with a B...not a V.... __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

12-30-2003, 07:59 PM	#400
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	I demand...5 sexy sexy men dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings to be tied to my deluxe king sized bed by 12 midnight...along with um...some handcuffs and a buttload of coffee...we'll be up for a while. Send this to me at DR. EBIL'S ULTRA SUPER SECRET BAT CAVE LAYER UNDER THE BIG YELLOW BRIDGE THAT DINZ LIKES TO JUMP OFF OF WITHOUT HIS BUNGEE CORD...Ebil with a B...not a V...puts pinky finger to her lip __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

12-28-2003, 08:33 PM	#391
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	Whoa... someone besides agent killed agents' thread killing thread. Threadkill-envy? You're soaking in it.

12-29-2003, 05:41 PM	#393
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Agent wakes up groggy. Beales had slipped a mickey in her drink before contract negotiations with the jrockers...Agent wakes up to find her self without jrocker protection as they are now circling protetively around beales after his more than skillfull contract negotiations.

12-30-2003, 02:29 AM	#395
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	However Beale's new jrocker body gaurds dive upon their new master to put out the flames with their own bodies...forgetting how much hairspray, cologne, styling gel, and other flamable hygene products they are wearing...oopps. A sudden sonic boom rocks all on the set as a small pack of jrockers bursts into a mushroom cloud style explosion. Beale being at the center of the blast miraculously survives with only all of his hair and most of his clothing burned off...the blast somehow canceled itself out in the center of the blast when all the jrockers around Beale exploded at the same instant. A tattered and torn Coffee wanders back onto the set after all of the fuss if over, oblivious to what has just happened. He notices Beales' half-dressed half-burned apperance, and walks up to him and says..."Thank god my groupies aren't pyromaniacs like yours seem to be". "...and can someone please turn off the Bright White Klynne shaped set lights over there...they are really hurting my eyes"

12-30-2003, 04:59 PM	#397
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	gasp Not...DR. EBIL!!! creepy movie music...duh du duh duhhhh.

12-30-2003, 06:44 PM	#399
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	yes?...yes?...so what are your demands? gasps and cowers

12-30-2003, 08:22 PM	#401
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	better not touch Legolas.. he's mine! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

12-30-2003, 09:09 PM	#403
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	Here's a couple of Legolas to tide you over Frieda. __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

12-30-2003, 09:31 PM	#404
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	hmmm.. it gives me a timeout.. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

12-30-2003, 09:34 PM	#405
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	Doesn't it though... __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

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