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Old 05-02-2005, 09:31 AM   #1486
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COTTON: Good Lord, Hank, you're wearin' butt-boobies!
HANK: It's not for my buttocks, it's for my back.
COTTON: Didi, put your fake ta-tas next to Hank's. We'll see who has the bigger melons!
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Old 05-02-2005, 12:03 PM   #1487
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DIDI: Hank is too cruel.
PEGGY: No, Didi, Cotton is the cruel one. Hank is the one who sells propane.
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Old 05-02-2005, 12:16 PM   #1488
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HANK: I think you've picked up the wrong book there, Luanne. That one's about propane.
LUANNE: I know! I'm studyin' to be a propane salesman, just like you used to be, Uncle Hank.
HANK: That's a neat idea, Luanne. And while you're at it, you can fly around the world in a weather balloon.
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Old 05-02-2005, 12:49 PM   #1489
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Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.

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Old 05-02-2005, 01:09 PM   #1490
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next time your found, with your chin on the ground
there a lot to be learned, so look around

just what makes that little old ant
think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
anyone knows an ant, can’t
move a rubber tree plant

but he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
he’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

so any time your gettin’ low
’stead of lettin’ go
just remember that ant
oops there goes another rubber tree plant

when troubles call, and your back’s to the wall
there a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

once there was a silly old ram
thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
no one could make that ram, scram
he kept buttin’ that dam

’cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
he had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

so any time your feelin’ bad
’stead of feelin’ sad
just remember that ram
oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

all problems just a toy balloon
they’ll be bursted soon
they’re just bound to go pop
oops there goes another problem kerplop

- frank sinatra

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Old 05-02-2005, 07:02 PM   #1491
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"The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor."
-Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus, an existentialist short essay
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:37 AM   #1492
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Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all, do not let the hero in your soul perish and leave only frustration for the life you deserved, but never have been able to reach. The world you desire can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it is yours.

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Old 05-03-2005, 09:05 AM   #1493
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at a cage where the crowd stands, stares, mesmerized,
as a child at a dream, at a jaguar hurrying enraged
through prison darkness after the drills of his eyes
on a short fierce fuse. not in boredom—
the eye satisfied to be blind in fire,
by the bang of blood in the brain deaf the ear—
he spins from the bars, but there’s no cage to him
more than to the visionary his cell:
his stride is wildernesses of freedom:
the world rolls under the long thrust of his heel.
over the cage floor the horizons come.

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Old 05-03-2005, 09:25 AM   #1494
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him that i love i wish to be free - even from me

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Old 05-03-2005, 09:37 AM   #1495
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travel round
i travel round
decadence and pleasure towns
tragedies,luxuries,statues,parks and galleries
i travel
and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

- simple minds
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Old 05-03-2005, 09:48 AM   #1496
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i thank you for the lightning that shoots up and sparkles in the rain

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Old 05-03-2005, 10:15 AM   #1497
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stinky weather, fat shaky hands
dopey morning doc, grumpy gnomes
little wonder then, little wonder
you little wonder, little wonder you
big screen dolls, tits and explosions
sleepytime, bashful but nude
little wonder then, little wonder
You little wonder, little wonder you
i getting that

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Old 05-04-2005, 12:55 PM   #1498
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This living hand, now warm and capable
Of earnest grasping, would, if it were cold
And in the icy silence of the tomb,
So haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights
That thou wouldst wish thine own heart dry of blood
So in my veins red life might stream again,
And thou be conscience-calmed - see here it is -
I hold it towards you.

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Old 05-04-2005, 05:37 PM   #1499
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LADY BRACKNELL
It is very strange. This Mr. Bunbury seems to suffer from curiously bad health...Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. I consider it morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life.
- Oscar Wilde
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"...the role of motivational factors in illness immensely broadens the scope and increases the importance of the institutionalised role aspect of being sick...The privileges and exemptions of the sick role may become objects of a 'secondary gain' which the patient is positively motivated, usually unconsciously, to secure or to retain."

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