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Old 09-04-2008, 05:56 AM   #556
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Remember the "wardrobe malfunction"? That was Perla dancing as Janet Jackson's body double.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:49 PM   #557
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Marcus Bales singlehandedly designed and implemented the drainage system at Disneyland. Then he went mad at being called the Effluent Imagineer.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:14 PM   #558
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Funkytuba, after failing to win his third Super Bowl ring, retired to his ranch in Somalia, where he imports firearms and ammunition, and exports captured commercial vessels.
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Old 07-17-2010, 05:46 AM   #560
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Ironicduck owns a popular wat in Bangkok, and makes his living by surreptitiously removing the gold foil pressed onto the Buddha's statue every day by people in memory of their dearly departeds, and melting it down to sell to the international gold foil cartel.
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When Funkytuba visits my cafe, he asks us to turn the music down.
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Old 07-18-2010, 01:27 AM   #562
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:55 AM   #563
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ironicgoose is single-parenting a boy and a girl whose mother succumbed to a hantavirus while working for Medecins Sans Frontieres, and supports his family working at home, selling Avon collectibles on eBay.
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Bman's superhero alter-ego, the Numismatist, can disable a lurking super-criminal by hand-flicking high-velocity kruggerands from a distance of up to half a mile.
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:36 AM   #565
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:13 PM   #566
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:43 PM   #568
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Marcus Bales took the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Old 11-16-2010, 11:53 AM   #569
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Bman took his talents to South Beach, where he is now writing Dave Barry's old column; evenings and weekends he practices on the locals while he waits for Lukku to realize that no one can sort boxes as he can, and join him to drive to Key West, where he is buying the house in which he hopes to live with her, there to raise Hemingway cats and applaud the sunsets.
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