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Old 12-16-2003, 09:28 AM   #16
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You must have failed the mandatory sexual harrassment course
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:34 PM   #17
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Spouses and families are not invited to the company christmas party.

Makes me wonder what they've got in store...
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Old 12-16-2003, 03:01 PM   #18
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this from a friend of mine who is a social worker and works at a group home....................

"I INVENTED ELECTRICITY AND SOMEBODY OWES ME SOME GOD DAMN MONEY"
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Old 12-16-2003, 03:48 PM   #19
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Spouses and families are not invited to the company christmas party.

Makes me wonder what they've got in store...
Hookers for everyone! hahahahahahaha

Here's mine:


"Since we're in a different department this year, your Christmas present is lunch w/Russ."
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Old 12-16-2003, 10:50 PM   #20
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our holiday party is going to be January 30th this year, and on a boat so people can't leave after they give out the door prizes...
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:02 AM   #21
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Special Instructions on a customer's security account in case of PD dispatch:

Notify PD that the husband sleeps in the walk-in closet of the master bedroom.
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:29 PM   #22
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"Mom had called."

this had me laughing. A guy telling a girl this... a girl he is hitting on
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:39 PM   #23
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... he saw an opportunity to establish his priorities!
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:43 PM   #24
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I've heard a lot of talk in my time...
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:01 PM   #25
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"…don't worry he's just Canadian…"
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:18 AM   #26
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Old lady number one: "Help!"

Old lady number two: "Help!"

Old lady number three: "Help!"

Old lady number four: "Fark them all, help ME!"
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Old 11-20-2006, 12:04 AM   #27
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Overheard - the eccentric, absent-minded receptionist to a harried paralegal:

"I think you're just about the nicest person I've ever met...but I'm going to have to think about that a little more."

"Oh. Thanks. I think"
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Old 11-20-2006, 12:30 AM   #28
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Two girls I work with got their tongues pierced a few weeks ago. One of the coworkers at the one girl's part time job said:


"I know why you girls want to get your tongues pierced. I've been married for 39 years, you know what I do? Stick a Jolly Rancher in your mouth first, then go to town!"

conversation evolves into:

"You mean you never put something in your mouth first?"

"No. Well maybe some Pop Rocks. "

^^her new nickname is Pop Rocks.
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Old 11-20-2006, 12:46 AM   #29
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Old 09-19-2007, 07:01 PM   #30
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two guys talking further down the hall in the cubicle jungle

> hey, new pair of jeans? nice!
< yeah, thanks, the wallet doesnt fit in the back pocket though. and it looks kinda weird to put it in the front!
> well, that would make you look metrosexual. actually, you already are looking quite metro today
< ...
> really nice pants!
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