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Old 05-08-2006, 01:43 PM   #211
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I think I saw this recently when I was LOOKING UP THREADS on irrigating the bowel.
They grow up so fast... *sniffle*
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:30 PM   #212
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I was watching the Cavs beat the Wizards the other night and I sympathized with poor LeBron who they said was on the bench with bowel trouble. Jeez! You'd think they'd come up with some other name for it!
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Old 05-08-2006, 08:38 PM   #213
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Please describe the difference between "floaters" and "sinkers" in 14 words or less.
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Old 05-08-2006, 09:10 PM   #214
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I was watching the Cavs beat the Wizards the other night and I sympathized with poor LeBron who they said was on the bench with marcus bales trouble. Jeez! You'd think they'd come up with some other name for it!
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Old 05-08-2006, 11:46 PM   #215
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I was watching the Cavs beat the Wizards the other night and I sympathized with poor LeBron who they said was on the bench with bowel trouble. Jeez! You'd think they'd come up with some other name for it!
They can't say "The Cavs are playing like shit" on network television.
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Old 05-10-2006, 05:40 AM   #216
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great bowel movement this morning > outcome wanted to stay and tried to call me momma > gave it a merciless flushing

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Old 05-10-2006, 07:09 AM   #217
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not so great.. had a curry last night and forgot to put the loo roll in the fridge!
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:10 AM   #218
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Please describe the difference between "floaters" and "sinkers" in 14 words or less.

ummm... floaters tend to float and sinkers usually sink
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:28 PM   #219
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:33 PM   #220
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:41 AM   #221
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A Dutch euphemism for going to the toilet is "Even een spijker uit mijn rug halen". Translation: I've got to remove a nail from my backside. Well, yesterday, I had a deep thought and when I looked back I seemed to have made a chinese character. I looked it up on the internet and it means "nail".
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Old 06-27-2006, 07:07 PM   #222
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bumping so newbies might add pictures. this is really one of my favorite threads.started by the biggest ass to ever make a post.
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Old 06-27-2006, 07:26 PM   #223
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:10 PM   #224
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:15 AM   #225
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Gee, and just after I was thinking, "moN would be rolling in his grave if he were reading this."
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