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Old 06-28-2006, 12:21 AM   #226
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i check in every year or so just to see how the old school is doin'.
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:30 AM   #227
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Just a quick peck on the cheek, then, before you go.
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:44 AM   #228
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i check in every year or so just to see how the old school is doin'.
you mean you go slummin every once in a while
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:24 AM   #229
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Do you only check in on this thread?
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Old 06-28-2006, 09:29 AM   #230
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Just a quick peck on the cheek, then, before you go.
shucks.

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Do you only check in on this thread?
generally i re-read the classic fiction stuff or check in on some of the threads i started to see how they've evolved.

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you mean you go slummin every once in a while
you can only go slummin' in a slum. this place is a miracle of rare device, a stately pleasure dome. it's good to see that the fighting has settled down and that the creativity proceeds apace. i'm pretty sure i contributed to both sides of that equation when i was a regular... but the fighting was what i became most associated with. turns out i'm not cut out to be a participator in a place like this. i get too riled up for no good reason. i don't stay away because the place isn't a blast. truth be told, i've met some of my best friends here... some of the brightest, funniest, and most insightful folks in my life . one in particular but many in many other ways too. so... i guess the short answer is, no. i don't consider it slummin'.

anyway. the place looks nice. love the new drapes.

y'all be good.
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Old 06-28-2006, 09:31 AM   #231
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Old 06-28-2006, 09:46 AM   #232
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it's a lovely day indeed

i think i'm going to go and make myself a lovely bowel movement

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Old 06-30-2006, 03:18 AM   #233
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shucks.


the fighting (misinterpretation) was what i became most associated with. turns out i'm not cut out to be a participator in a place like this. i get too riled up for no good reason ( I can spew a spill at a hot cup of tea). i don't stay away because the place isn't a blast. truth be told, i've met some of my best friends here... some of the brightest, funniest, and most insightful folks in my life . one in particular but many in many other ways too. so... i guess the short answer is, no. i don't consider it slummin'.

anyway. the place looks nice. love the new drapes.

y'all be good.
What kind words from you, bless you!
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:07 AM   #234
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damn cabbage!
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:41 AM   #235
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the leek & onions combo is worse
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:06 PM   #236
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This thread is the zemonkey equivalent of "(are the new viewers gone yet?)"
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:32 AM   #237
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Old 03-19-2007, 04:50 PM   #238
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The same thing goes for if you drink a whole bottle of grape poweraid!!!

Do not freak out with the result!
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Old 08-09-2007, 02:25 AM   #239
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Old 08-09-2007, 03:51 PM   #240
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this is the best piece of "spam mail" i have ever received.

The rules for taking a shit at work:

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full payload has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer
before entering the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without ncident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are
predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the
most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle
until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle.This can be used
to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all
doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.

WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you
feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

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