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Old 07-09-2008, 06:00 PM   #466
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i'd like to announce my insanity-- it was creeping up on me

and still caught me by surprise
my own face was the disguise

mentally deranged
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:32 PM   #467
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I am in the weirdest mood today.
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:50 PM   #468
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I'm turning off the phones here at the coporate reception desk that I've been temping at all week, and I'm leaving early. I am not going to miss that earlier bus today.

Damn. The phone just rang.
Good news. It was my husband. He will be picking me up and I won't be taking the bus. Maybe we'll go someplace fun.

Thank you for your patience and understanding as I put the board on hold. Please listen to some lovely musak from the seventies.
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:43 AM   #469
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My holidays have started today at 13.15
I feel nothing.
There's something wrong with my brain, probably.
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Old 07-11-2008, 11:19 AM   #470
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The conditions in America will continue to decline until Whitey Corporate America is brought to its knees.

BOYCOTT GASOLINE and Groceries NOW !!!!!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:05 PM   #471
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^^
Everyone knows you have to stay in the decompression chamber for hours and hours before you can resurface, Purr...be very careful!
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:12 PM   #472
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I got four hours' sleep last night.
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:49 PM   #473
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^^That must be it, thanks. I was getting panicky... I'll just spend a few days breathing in and breathing out, I guess.

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I set a piece-of-paper-and-a-pencil-trap for dreams last night, but none got trapped. Yet.
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:00 PM   #474
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did you bait it? You've got to bait it. Didn't your mother tell you any of this?


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Old 07-12-2008, 03:22 AM   #475
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i went on a "date" tonight
we had "dinner"
and then went for "drinks"
and then we "made out"

and then i went home. It was like the most soul crushingly formal thing i've ever done

i think the fact that i mentioned how weird the whole concept of "dating" was to me is not going to play in my favor. Time will tell.
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Old 07-12-2008, 06:28 AM   #476
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next time perhaps you should consider giving yours hair a bit of a brush
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:28 AM   #477
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or offer to brush theirs - like the pervy heavy-breather did to brynn & beryl in their qotd stories
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:17 AM   #478
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did you bait it? You've got to bait it. Didn't your mother tell you any of this?
No, she wasn't very communicative while she was alive and things didn't improve when she passed away.
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:08 AM   #479
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Well, if you hadn't killed her with your pencil like they taught you in the CIA she'd still be around, now, wouldn't she?
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:52 PM   #480
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Over the years, I've found surrogates. They work pretty well - almost better.

I'll tell you one thing that's true. I've just about had it with noncommunicative moms. And I mean that as affectionately as possible.
Mine played solitaire endlessly for hours:

"Mom, we just found a nest of live baby coral snakes out in the gutter!"
"Mmm-hmmm."
"Do you think they're poisonous?"
"Mmmm. Just a minute."
"Denise got bit by one and her toe is swelling up."
(pause as she lays out more cards)
"Okay."
"Mom?"
"Hmmm?"
"Did you hear what I said?"
"Uh-huh."

Nowadays, I can say something like
"Mom, all the honeybees are disappearing."
"Huh. Oh well. That's too bad."
"Do you know what happens if all the bees disappear?"
"I'd like to know why my good paint brush has disappeared..."

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