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Old 11-05-2012, 11:13 PM   #3091
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What's your wife's nickname? (Rimshot)

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I couldn't resist, I am terrible.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:44 AM   #3092
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Are we there yet?

You will always be my hero.
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:34 PM   #3093
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Did I tell you I went to the gym this week?

Ive started a few rumours to that effect.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:37 PM   #3094
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I haven't seen him around, did M.B's head explode after the last TDG?

Pull that out, pump a few times, then twist the little dangley bits...it should start up.
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Old 11-07-2012, 02:31 AM   #3095
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What's the best way to begin a romance at sea?

A cabbage and the heads of my enemies.
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:52 PM   #3096
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Can you please enumerate for me the main ingredients for Bolshevik Golubtsy?

That was low, dude. Real Low.
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:04 PM   #3097
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On a scale of 1-10, where 10 = "Haha, funny one, dude - a little low though!", and 1 = Real Low, as in "Dude, I don't know how you sleep, you're such a scum-sucking dirtbag from corporate headquarters," how would you rate it?

It wasn't worth waking you up for it, that's for sure.
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:08 PM   #3098
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why did you wait until noon to play that three letter word
on Words With Friedns?

I never really thought about whether they felt that way
or not.
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:54 AM   #3099
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Why is there a water bottle and a pair of boxers in this parking space?


That's just the way it is bro, that's just the way it is.
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:27 AM   #3100
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My hard boiled egg is awful salty after your 2 year old nephew got done with the salt cellar. Any reason why?


Lemon tikki masala dosa paneer vindaloo gnocci tots.
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:21 PM   #3101
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Looks like all we have in the house is 2 lemons, a package of Near East rice and lentil pilaf, a carton of eggs, milk that expired 2 days ago, half a bag of frozen tater tots, and whatever's in the spice cabinet. What should we make for dinner?



All I'm saying is they should've known you can't leave a monkey alone with that many office supplies.
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Old 10-17-2013, 03:17 PM   #3102
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So there's this Singularity forming down at Office Depot... any idea why?

Because they didn't migrate their back transactions!
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Old 10-26-2013, 11:28 AM   #3103
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Why did they have to audit the International Association of Chiropractors?


A free used hankie.
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Old 10-28-2013, 05:45 PM   #3104
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Old 12-03-2013, 12:09 AM   #3105
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What does Hank look like now after his divorce?


It's empty now, and very dark.
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