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Old 08-10-2004, 10:23 AM   #1
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Happy Birthday J.T.!!!!!!!!

Hope it is a great one.!!!!~

Oh, I got you a cake to share with us
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Old 08-10-2004, 11:05 AM   #2
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Happy Birthday, wishing you many more!
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Old 08-10-2004, 11:48 AM   #3
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

Go have yourself some beers,





then have a little dance,





then take your Viagra
and blow out the candles...


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Old 08-10-2004, 12:33 PM   #4
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Google Image Search: Your search - jesus titties - did not match any documents. Damn.

Here you go JT:



sadly, on all my retard-related Google Image searching, there is nothing but normal ppl making goofy faces. I know that's not what you want on your birthday so it's not here.

I hope this next year brings you what you are looking for. I wish you peace and pron. lol
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Old 08-10-2004, 12:55 PM   #5
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Happy Birthday JT!
Go do something stupid on your birthday!
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:03 PM   #6
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Happy Birthday JT

Here's a bit of Marilyn Monroe for you


And a birthday needs cake.



I tried to buy you a gift but


Have a great one.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:14 PM   #7
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Jesus Christ Superstore? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:29 PM   #8
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #9
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Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
'Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray

Bless all the dear children
In Thy tender care
And take us to heaven
To live with Thee there
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:59 PM   #10
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merry christmas
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:29 PM   #11
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Happy Birthday Mr. T

Here's a little 'ol birthday tip from me to you - If you ever want to do more than frighten the ladies, you might want to try this:



and these:



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Old 08-10-2004, 03:33 PM   #12
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hope you feel fresh all day long.
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:40 PM   #13
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Happy Birthday, Jeez!
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:49 PM   #14
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Happy Birthday, you sick, twisted, brilliant, funny, gorgeous perv, you.

Here - she's got a special dress on for your birthday...

                             
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Old 08-10-2004, 05:22 PM   #15
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Have the greatest day ever, Jesus Titties! Grab a beer and a boob, this day is all yours!
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