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Old 11-05-2002, 11:03 AM   #1
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communal limericks

Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line.

Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay!

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There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred
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Old 11-05-2002, 11:15 AM   #2
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1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.
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Old 11-05-2002, 07:37 PM   #3
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1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.
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Old 11-05-2002, 10:35 PM   #4
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1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.
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Old 11-05-2002, 10:50 PM   #5
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1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.
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Old 11-06-2002, 12:06 PM   #6
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:29 PM   #7
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1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:38 PM   #8
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Old 11-06-2002, 03:50 PM   #9
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1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills
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Old 11-06-2002, 08:36 PM   #10
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Old 11-07-2002, 02:50 PM   #11
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Old 11-07-2002, 03:16 PM   #12
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1. A willingly obstinate goose
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Old 11-07-2002, 07:47 PM   #13
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1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
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Old 11-07-2002, 08:15 PM   #14
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1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
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Old 11-07-2002, 08:20 PM   #15
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1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."
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