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lukkucairi · 07-30-2007, 02:25 AM

A new bread for Jack, bcos the old one's spirited away to the netherworld...

Jack, the squash vines have taken over the yard, and are about to eat the house. Should I quit fertilizing them?

Also: asparagus beans - they're just NEVER HAPPY. What gives?

Also: fungus gnats - are they little demons sent from Hell or what?

Also: this, wot I made for you and all other gardener type peoples, so you know where the flies sleep at night

brightpearl · 07-30-2007, 07:12 AM

^Vid's great! I thought the flowers were going to be my favorite parts until I saw the tendril go black to green at the end. Music's perfect.

trisherina · 07-30-2007, 10:18 AM

I think of you, Jack, whenever I look at the big bouquet of sweet peas on my desk... the sweet peas went a little mad so it's one of those perpetually-replenished bouquets (and STILL they keep threatening to take down the trellises!) -- and the moonflower is finefinefine, just no flowers yet.

Veruki · 07-30-2007, 10:57 AM

Great job on the video Lukku, it was like a nudie plantae movie. Jack you are indeed loved...

Jack Flanders · 07-30-2007, 01:12 PM

^^^

Happy dance!!! I'm off to cut my sister's totally out of control Spiraea shrubs down to the ground. It should have been done this spring after they bloomed but I wasn't visiting then. I love trimming plants back and watching them come back the next year all nice and full.

JesusTitties · 07-30-2007, 10:45 PM

this thread wasnt what i thought it was going to be, whatsoever.

Jack Flanders · 07-31-2007, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukkucairi

A new bread for Jack, bcos the old one's spirited away to the netherworld...

Jack, the squash vines have taken over the yard, and are about to eat the house. Should I quit fertilizing them?

Also: asparagus beans - they're just NEVER HAPPY. What gives?

Also: fungus gnats - are they little demons sent from Hell or what?

Also: this, wot I made for you and all other gardener type peoples, so you know where the flies sleep at night

I'm out of state visiting family but will get back soon about some of your problems. Liked the vid!

TinaBina · 07-31-2007, 01:55 PM

JACK!!! you gave me great advice about my termaters

and the cherry tomatoes are OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Do you have any tips about composting?

brightpearl · 07-31-2007, 03:11 PM

I have some. Say you've been making tomato sauce and pickles and you have a bucket full of kitchen peelings waiting to be hauled out to the compost pile. It's summer, and it's hot. You get distracted by a big dog getting into the yard and trying to eat your oldest cat, and you forget the bucket there by the back steps. When you go out again in a couple of days and remember it needs to be taken out, and you note that there's subtle movement of the lettuce leaves on top, do not under any circumstances look to see what's under there.

It's meal worms. A lot of them.

Big ones.

TinaBina · 08-10-2007, 03:05 AM

mmmmmmmmmmm.... meal worms............

07-30-2007, 02:25 AM	#1
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	Jack It Up A new bread for Jack, bcos the old one's spirited away to the netherworld... Jack, the squash vines have taken over the yard, and are about to eat the house. Should I quit fertilizing them? Also: asparagus beans - they're just NEVER HAPPY. What gives? Also: fungus gnats - are they little demons sent from Hell or what? Also: this, wot I made for you and all other gardener type peoples, so you know where the flies sleep at night Last edited by lukkucairi : 07-30-2007 at 02:50 AM.

07-30-2007, 10:57 AM	#4
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	Great job on the video Lukku, it was like a nudie plantae movie. Jack you are indeed loved... __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

07-31-2007, 01:55 PM	#8
TinaBina Mooooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Over here! Posts: 355	JACK!!! you gave me great advice about my termaters and the cherry tomatoes are OUT OF CONTROL!!! Do you have any tips about composting? __________________ If you asked me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you, I came to live out loud. – Zola

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TinaBina Mooooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Over here! Posts: 355	mmmmmmmmmmm.... meal worms............ __________________ If you asked me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you, I came to live out loud. – Zola

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07-30-2007, 07:12 AM	#2
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^Vid's great! I thought the flowers were going to be my favorite parts until I saw the tendril go black to green at the end. Music's perfect.

07-30-2007, 10:18 AM	#3
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I think of you, Jack, whenever I look at the big bouquet of sweet peas on my desk... the sweet peas went a little mad so it's one of those perpetually-replenished bouquets (and STILL they keep threatening to take down the trellises!) -- and the moonflower is finefinefine, just no flowers yet.

07-30-2007, 01:12 PM	#5
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	^^^ Happy dance!!! I'm off to cut my sister's totally out of control Spiraea shrubs down to the ground. It should have been done this spring after they bloomed but I wasn't visiting then. I love trimming plants back and watching them come back the next year all nice and full.

07-30-2007, 10:45 PM	#6
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	this thread wasnt what i thought it was going to be, whatsoever.

07-31-2007, 03:11 PM	#9
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	I have some. Say you've been making tomato sauce and pickles and you have a bucket full of kitchen peelings waiting to be hauled out to the compost pile. It's summer, and it's hot. You get distracted by a big dog getting into the yard and trying to eat your oldest cat, and you forget the bucket there by the back steps. When you go out again in a couple of days and remember it needs to be taken out, and you note that there's subtle movement of the lettuce leaves on top, do not under any circumstances look to see what's under there. It's meal worms. A lot of them. Big ones.