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Old 11-16-2004, 07:43 PM   #1
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I hit a kitten today with my car

haha just kidding





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Old 11-16-2004, 07:51 PM   #2
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hahahahahahahaha
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:03 PM   #3
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haha -- goofball.
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:07 PM   #4
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I think that guy ate the kitten.
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:12 PM   #5
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Along with the rest of the litter.
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:15 PM   #6
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this sounds like an emily dickinson poem

Today I hit a kitten with
my cold and cunning car
the paint was unaffected nor
the finish did it mar

Poor infant feline called by Death
by mine own hands depart
and live again a'dumpstered
back behind this grey Wal Mart
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:16 PM   #7
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i feel as though this is comedy gold.
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:20 PM   #8
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i had a good LOL and ROTL over it

for whatever that means
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:22 PM   #9
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just googled for "poor infant feline called by Death"


no hits!
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:23 PM   #10
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I was GLAWJ for a while , but it's gone now.
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:25 PM   #11
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Re: this sounds like an emily dickinson poem

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Originally posted by funkytuba
Today I hit a kitten with
my cold and cunning car
the paint was unaffected nor
the finish did it mar

Poor infant feline called by Death
by mine own hands depart
and live again a'dumpstered
back behind this grey Wal Mart
HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:27 PM   #12
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I was GLAWJ for a while , but it's gone now.

^^^ what he said
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Old 11-16-2004, 10:00 PM   #13
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You're horrible, JT!
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:16 PM   #14
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Amazingly enough, I am still fond of you
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:08 AM   #15
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I don't wish death upon them, but i dont care much for cats. I like dogs better.
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