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Old 07-29-2006, 06:56 PM   #421
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with a dull knife autographed by Jim Bowie. After all we've been through, I just can't believe
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:59 PM   #422
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with a dull knife autographed by Jim Bowie. After all we've been through, I just can't believe you forgot my name in the middle of a letter you were actually writing to me. Brad. My name is Brad. B-R-A-D. Short for Bradley. Who is Marvin? Where's my rotisserie chicken? And who in the name of all that is beautiful and good ordered the veal cutlet? This sick relationship has got to stop. Stop sending all the bills for the plastic surgery back to me and just pay them or I'm going to be really mad.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:41 PM   #423
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with a dull knife autographed by Jim Bowie. After all we've been through, I just can't believe you forgot my name in the middle of a letter you were actually writing to me. Brad. My name is Brad. B-R-A-D. Short for Bradley. Who is Marvin? Where's my rotisserie chicken? And who in the name of all that is beautiful and good ordered the veal cutlet? This sick relationship has got to stop. Stop sending all the bills for the plastic surgery back to me and just pay them or I'm going to be really mad. And you ain't never seen mad like the mad I got for you. Every weekend I took you to McDonalds and this is the thanks I get. Well you have some nerve MISTER! Of all the things, of all the #&%*#^ times I
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:06 AM   #424
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with a dull knife autographed by Jim Bowie. After all we've been through, I just can't believe you forgot my name in the middle of a letter you were actually writing to me. Brad. My name is Brad. B-R-A-D. Short for Bradley. Who is Marvin? Where's my rotisserie chicken? And who in the name of all that is beautiful and good ordered the veal cutlet? This sick relationship has got to stop. Stop sending all the bills for the plastic surgery back to me and just pay them or I'm going to be really mad. And you ain't never seen mad like the mad I got for you. Every weekend I took you to McDonalds and this is the thanks I get. Well you have some nerve MISTER! Of all the things, of all the #&%*#^ times I covered up for you. Remember the time you were totally wasted and rented that motel room with two other sluts? And how the three of you
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Old 08-05-2006, 01:53 AM   #425
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with a dull knife autographed by Jim Bowie. After all we've been through, I just can't believe you forgot my name in the middle of a letter you were actually writing to me. Brad. My name is Brad. B-R-A-D. Short for Bradley. Who is Marvin? Where's my rotisserie chicken? And who in the name of all that is beautiful and good ordered the veal cutlet? This sick relationship has got to stop. Stop sending all the bills for the plastic surgery back to me and just pay them or I'm going to be really mad. And you ain't never seen mad like the mad I got for you. Every weekend I took you to McDonalds and this is the thanks I get. Well you have some nerve MISTER! Of all the things, of all the #&%*#^ times I covered up for you. Remember the time you were totally wasted and rented that motel room with two other sluts? And how the three of you played scrabble and pictionary for a week!? And remember that time I drove you, your mom, two aunts and three sisters in my Geo Metro to
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Old 08-05-2006, 01:30 PM   #426
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with a dull knife autographed by Jim Bowie. After all we've been through, I just can't believe you forgot my name in the middle of a letter you were actually writing to me. Brad. My name is Brad. B-R-A-D. Short for Bradley. Who is Marvin? Where's my rotisserie chicken? And who in the name of all that is beautiful and good ordered the veal cutlet? This sick relationship has got to stop. Stop sending all the bills for the plastic surgery back to me and just pay them or I'm going to be really mad. And you ain't never seen mad like the mad I got for you. Every weekend I took you to McDonalds and this is the thanks I get. Well you have some nerve MISTER! Of all the things, of all the #&%*#^ times I covered up for you. Remember the time you were totally wasted and rented that motel room with two other sluts? And how the three of you played scrabble and pictionary for a week!? And remember that time I drove you, your mom, two aunts and three sisters in my Geo Metro to all get matching haircuts? Seven weird 'dos - any idea how expensive that was?
All for what? For sheer love - a concept I now realize you know nothing of.
Well, tell you what, buster, you can just blow off and get your great moments in porn elsewhere, because this ho has had enough.
Fed up forever,
B-R-A-D, your former B-R-I-D-E
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Old 08-05-2006, 01:43 PM   #427
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided
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Old 08-05-2006, 09:02 PM   #428
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulcasting our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:14 PM   #429
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.

Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of canceling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulating our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will brighten your day and provide you with that little pick-me-up we all could use. Regrettably, we will have to cut back on “All Things Considered," as well. As you know this is a very expensive program and we have received several complaints that it “leans too far to the left.” At this time we have decided to hook up with local Foxnews affiliate channel 12 in Portland. Since the ban on hugging in the state, Oregonians have become more and more recluse, seeking programming that is, shall we say, less cerebral and more mind numbing. In addition
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Old 08-06-2006, 04:23 PM   #430
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulcasting our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will brighten your day and provide you with that little pick-me-up we all could use. Regrettably, we will have to cut back on “All Things Considered," as well. As you know this is a very expensive program and we have received several complaints that it “leans too far to the left.” At this time we have decided to hook up with local Foxnews affiliate channel 12 in Portland. Since the ban on hugging in the state, Oregonians have become more and more recluse, seeking programming that is, shall we say, less cerebral and more mind numbing. In addition to changes in programming, we are sponsoring a "Kiss-In" next Friday night outside the Portland Arena to protest the ban on hugging. So bring your
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:56 AM   #431
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulcasting our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will brighten your day and provide you with that little pick-me-up we all could use. Regrettably, we will have to cut back on “All Things Considered," as well. As you know this is a very expensive program and we have received several complaints that it “leans too far to the left.” At this time we have decided to hook up with local Foxnews affiliate channel 12 in Portland. Since the ban on hugging in the state, Oregonians have become more and more recluse, seeking programming that is, shall we say, less cerebral and more mind numbing. In addition to changes in programming, we are sponsoring a "Kiss-In" next Friday night outside the Portland Arena to protest the ban on hugging. So bring your lip balm, a blanket and leave your significant other at home, it’s going to be
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:06 PM   #432
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulcasting our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will brighten your day and provide you with that little pick-me-up we all could use. Regrettably, we will have to cut back on “All Things Considered," as well. As you know this is a very expensive program and we have received several complaints that it “leans too far to the left.” At this time we have decided to hook up with local Foxnews affiliate channel 12 in Portland. Since the ban on hugging in the state, Oregonians have become more and more recluse, seeking programming that is, shall we say, less cerebral and more mind numbing. In addition to changes in programming, we are sponsoring a "Kiss-In" next Friday night outside the Portland Arena to protest the ban on hugging. So bring your lip balm, a blanket and leave your significant other at home, it’s going to be one helluva
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:48 PM   #433
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulcasting our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will brighten your day and provide you with that little pick-me-up we all could use. Regrettably, we will have to cut back on “All Things Considered," as well. As you know this is a very expensive program and we have received several complaints that it “leans too far to the left.” At this time we have decided to hook up with local Foxnews affiliate channel 12 in Portland. Since the ban on hugging in the state, Oregonians have become more and more recluse, seeking programming that is, shall we say, less cerebral and more mind numbing. In addition to changes in programming, we are sponsoring a "Kiss-In" next Friday night outside the Portland Arena to protest the ban on hugging. So bring your lip balm, a blanket and leave your significant other at home, it’s going to be one helluva opportunity to get down, and get very, very dirty with other discerning radio listeners.
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:22 AM   #434
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Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and participation in our attached survey, we can make this station a shining example in the Pacific Northwest of what all public radio stations could be. It's going to take not only some deep sacrifices, but a few radical changes in the schedule as well.
Unfortunately, as you know, there has been talk of cancelling "Eclecticity," the program that brings current, diverse music from the artistically provocative local scene of Portland musicians. Because listenership has been steadily declining, we have decided to partner with a cable tv station with the capability of simulcasting our new Thursday night program, Nude Dude in the Mood. Hopefully, this daring new venture will brighten your day and provide you with that little pick-me-up we all could use. Regrettably, we will have to cut back on “All Things Considered," as well. As you know this is a very expensive program and we have received several complaints that it “leans too far to the left.” At this time we have decided to hook up with local Foxnews affiliate channel 12 in Portland. Since the ban on hugging in the state, Oregonians have become more and more recluse, seeking programming that is, shall we say, less cerebral and more mind numbing. In addition to changes in programming, we are sponsoring a "Kiss-In" next Friday night outside the Portland Arena to protest the ban on hugging. So bring your lip balm, a blanket and leave your significant other at home, it’s going to be one helluva opportunity to get down, and get very, very dirty with other discerning radio listeners.
Hope to see you there.
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While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw
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