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auntie aubrey · 05-17-2007, 07:08 PM

a moment please, while i heft my watch into view...

brightpearl · 05-18-2007, 02:03 PM

^^ You need some ginormous, unambiguously testicular earrings to go with that macho watch.

I made myself a new necklace.

That's not me wearing it, btw. It's my friend Manniquetta.
But I need an outfit that would do it justice. Nothing too fancy -- that might detract from its natural je ne sais quois.

lukkucairi · 05-18-2007, 07:16 PM

here ya go...

but you're gonna need some new shoes now. the others don't match, and we can't have that.

brightpearl · 05-18-2007, 07:25 PM

Oooh, ooh, these!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl

These girls aren't what they seem...

(As a personal aside, never have I coveted a pair of shoes so much in my life.)

lukkucairi · 05-18-2007, 07:36 PM

I was thinking of something more along the lines of these:

T.I.P. · 05-18-2007, 07:41 PM

^ the shoes of a true "femme fatale"

brightpearl · 05-18-2007, 07:49 PM

Okay, the punning is just getting way out of hand around here.

I found this awesome bargello pillow

But I can't think of what kind of couch would do it justice.

auntie aubrey · 05-18-2007, 10:32 PM

here, try it with this sofa:

i hope everyone likes my new outfit. i can't help thinking it's missing something, though. any suggestions?

lukkucairi · 05-18-2007, 11:38 PM

you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. here's my new outfit:

Anna · 05-19-2007, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukkucairi

I'd wear those.

brightpearl · 05-19-2007, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukkucairi

you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. [/IMG]

May I go, too? I just need the perfect wrap to cover my chilly midriff.

brightpearl · 05-22-2007, 10:54 AM

Nevermind; TIP is going to loan me his pimp coat.

*

*photos provided by brightpearl may or may not be accurate representations of forum members

brightpearl · 08-19-2007, 04:06 PM

I need something to go with my bubblewrap pants.

....although, they seem to stand on their own pretty well.

Earthling · 08-19-2007, 04:39 PM

smile optional

auntie aubrey · 08-19-2007, 07:18 PM

perhaps something can be done in the hair department. or possibly the beard area.

mayhaps someone can suggest a handbag or shoes to go with my fabuloso new hat.

05-17-2007, 07:08 PM	#46
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	a moment please, while i heft my watch into view... __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

05-18-2007, 10:32 PM	#53
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	here, try it with this sofa: i hope everyone likes my new outfit. i can't help thinking it's missing something, though. any suggestions? __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

08-19-2007, 04:39 PM	#59
Earthling Human User Join Date: May 2007 Location: In an Universe, far far away Posts: 294	smile optional __________________ "When the aliens land, will you still hate and kill other Earthlings?"

08-19-2007, 07:18 PM	#60
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	perhaps something can be done in the hair department. or possibly the beard area. mayhaps someone can suggest a handbag or shoes to go with my fabuloso new hat. __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor Last edited by auntie aubrey : 08-19-2007 at 07:21 PM. Reason: oh lordy me, that hat was a repeat.

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05-18-2007, 02:03 PM	#47
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^^ You need some ginormous, unambiguously testicular earrings to go with that macho watch. I made myself a new necklace. That's not me wearing it, btw. It's my friend Manniquetta. But I need an outfit that would do it justice. Nothing too fancy -- that might detract from its natural je ne sais quois.

05-18-2007, 07:16 PM	#48
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	here ya go... but you're gonna need some new shoes now. the others don't match, and we can't have that.

05-18-2007, 07:36 PM	#50
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	I was thinking of something more along the lines of these:

05-18-2007, 07:41 PM	#51
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	^ the shoes of a true "femme fatale"

05-18-2007, 07:49 PM	#52
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Okay, the punning is just getting way out of hand around here. I found this awesome bargello pillow But I can't think of what kind of couch would do it justice.

05-18-2007, 11:38 PM	#54
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. here's my new outfit:

05-22-2007, 10:54 AM	#57
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Nevermind; TIP is going to loan me his pimp coat. * *photos provided by brightpearl may or may not be accurate representations of forum members

08-19-2007, 04:06 PM	#58
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	I need something to go with my bubblewrap pants. ....although, they seem to stand on their own pretty well.