03-06-2008, 07:08 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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How to proceed with the notorious lameassy people?
Couldn't be better! |
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03-06-2008, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
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How was your morning bowel movement, birthday girl?
Send it along to the lab.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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03-10-2008, 02:26 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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So, what should we do with this experimental dog food that the border collie decided not to eat?
It's on the fritz.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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03-10-2008, 09:01 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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Where's my Picklehaube?
89 degrees. |
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03-10-2008, 10:37 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
Posts: 3,875
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This desk of mine's a mess - at which angle approximately have I put my lunch?
Just like a shy kitten.... |
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03-11-2008, 05:34 PM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
Posts: 594
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Are your legs hairy?
I tried once, but it got stuck halfway. |
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03-11-2008, 08:11 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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ever run for president?
it was due to the wart on his nose and his total lack of social skills
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the tea leaf family |
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03-12-2008, 10:50 AM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
Posts: 594
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Why exactly did you marry this guy?
Because I lost a filling and my mouth hurts. |
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03-12-2008, 10:52 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Why have you drunk up this bottle of whiskey all by yourself?
Breadcrumbs. |
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03-12-2008, 11:45 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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Your recipe for Nuclear Casserole includes Plutonium, eggs, carbon-14, sausage, and what?
Untold ennui.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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03-12-2008, 12:01 PM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
Posts: 594
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Why do so many people I talk to have that look on their faces?
That's my secret hidding place. |
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03-12-2008, 11:36 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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Why'd I found your wallet and keys buried under 3 feet of wet laundry in the hamper?
14.35 inches of scotch tape out to do the trick.
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03-13-2008, 11:21 AM
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hint of olive
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 833
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Hey, do you have any idea how I can fix these jeans?
It's a bougainvillea thorn.
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Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove |
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03-13-2008, 12:27 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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What's that thing hanging from your necklace?
Daffodils and cucumbers. |
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03-13-2008, 05:48 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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What did you blow all your lottery winnings on?
Next time I'll just wait until I hear from them first.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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