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Old 09-07-2006, 03:31 PM   #346
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For the love of Christ, when are you going to learn to lower your expectations?
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Old 09-08-2006, 04:41 AM   #347
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at times i feel as if hyacinth and richard are talking to each other inside my body. i am both hyacinth, scowling and manifesting absurdities, and richard, harried and silently resigning to whatever torture she invents for his benefit. i fvcking hate both of them although there is a certain entertainment value to it that's not entirely to be dismissed.
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Old 09-12-2006, 04:28 AM   #348
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May I inquire whether it wouldn't inconvenience you terribly if I just tell you to f%&k off?
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:27 AM   #349
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"he didn't?"
"yep."
"you're kidding?"
"nope."
"What are you going to do about it?"
"nothing."
"you sure?"
"yep."
"you know what I would do?"
"no."
"want me to tell you what I would do?"
"nope."
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Old 09-14-2006, 03:04 PM   #350
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Old 09-15-2006, 05:13 AM   #351
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I am so glad I don't have to deal with homework anymore.
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:15 AM   #352
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from time to time look at the pictures - him smiling into the camera and i can't help but smile back. i guess his talent is really blooming by now.
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Old 09-26-2006, 03:24 PM   #353
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Yes, I see.


omg i just saw this, this is fvcking fascinating
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Old 09-29-2006, 04:40 PM   #354
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love to see how you'd actually feel about each other if you lived together. so bitter underneath.
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Old 09-30-2006, 04:30 AM   #355
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ohoh, the ANGER

why does forgiveness seem easier for me to accomplish than for everybody else these days? and over such simple things of life..
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:47 PM   #356
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if that thing fell over I wouldn't be able to move. I'd have to abandon the car, I guess...
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:49 PM   #357
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if i got knocked up now, i'd be most uncomfortable during the hottest months. march or may might be better.
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:21 PM   #358
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whenever i go into a bakery or walk by a really nice restaurant and see all the food, i always want to press the pause button and eat off of everyone's plate. or go into the place with a machine gun and let everyone have it, then i would get the cakes for free! mwahahaaa


not that i'd ever do it...but you know, one can dream
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:03 PM   #359
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Strangely enough, I have a tendency to imagine things from other people's perspectives. I don't want to say that I pretend to "look through their eyes", but it's entertaining to imagine myself inhabiting another's body, with completely different values, beliefs, etc.

The one annoying thing is that I can empathize with most people now, so it's hard for me to be deliberately cruel, as I immediately feel my cruelty reflected when I do my switching trick.

Is that completely strange, or what? Anyone else ever tried it?

Oh yeah, and I like to try imagining time moving @ different speeds. It's like I have my own bit o' control over reality itself
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Old 10-19-2006, 11:40 PM   #360
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I really hate this biotch in her stupid penis envy car riding on my bumper. O-oh. How much did I say out-loud? "Sorry, kids! And Ingrid, I know I'm teaching you how to drive, so just ignore this. She was the bad driver, I was being defensive."
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