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Old 07-22-2003, 06:33 AM   #1
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the Big Annoying Coworker Thread

oh dear.

as some of you already know, i have a very annoying coworker.
some of the things that he does:

1. throws his fruit peels in MY bin, not his own (he prefers oranges, and we all know that oranges have a very special strong smell that can last all day)

2. when i'm on the phone (computer help desk), he sneaks up behind me and starts communicating with the other side of the room, which is about 5 metres away, so of course, he has to shout. in my ear.

3. he calls his girlfriend about 8 times a day, saying only "hello darling, how are you darling? yes? is everything fine darling? okay, i just called to check darling. bye darling! talk to you later darling!"

4. he always puts the air conditioner at 15c and guess who sits directly under it? right, me.

5. he has about 32 cups of coffee a day (he gets new coffee every 15 minutes. our coffee machine doesn't serve decaf, so guess what it does to him.)

6. he's constantly mumbling weird things to himself.


does anyone else have a very annoying coworker and wants to rant / spill?? tell me!
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:17 AM   #2
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i used to troubleshoot for Epson.

the guy beside me was extremely obese and smelled a little like between rotten bananas and ass..

every time he stood up or sat down i caught a woft of his ass, seriously, no joke it was putrid. I asked a thousand times to get moved but my management team wouldnt give me a move unless a new position was filled.

After a while i got about 10 of those fake pine tree air freshners and hung them all around my desk, like xmas decorations.

And guess who complained the smell was too distracting?

Thats right, captain ass.

And i had to take them all down.
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:51 AM   #3
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i work at a night club, so there's tons of annoying things goin on. the one i hate most is when i'm doing door charge and ppl are holding flyers for the club and they ask me what time it closes. or when ppl come in and ask me if it's a gay club....yes, it is a gay club, everyone who's EVER gone to Club Blu knows it's gay. another thing i hate is when underagers (18-20) ask NOT to be stamped with the X. HELLO!! i'm not about to lose my job so some stupid kid can get drunk and make an idiot out of themselves. also (again) when ppl are holding flyers and they ask me who's djing that night. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE ON THE DAMN FLYER OF WHICH THE PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT SPENT HOURS AND HOURS MAKING FOR YOU IDIOTS TO READ! SO READ THE DAMN THINGS!! DON'T ASK ME WHO'S SPINNING AND HOW MUCH THE ENTRANCE FEE IS AND WHAT TIME THE CLUB CLOSES! IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW RIGHT THERE!!!!!

some ppl are just stupid.
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:54 AM   #4
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i love this
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:52 AM   #5
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hmm... Create a fake webpage?
noooo.
I'll keep on thinking...
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:28 AM   #6
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my coworker honks, burps and hacks incessantly!!! sometimes it's so disgusting i have to put my headset on....

she makes that sound deep in your head when you pull up snot cause you're too lazy to blow your nose - and she does it regularly, with impeccable timing, every 2-3 minutes when it's bad. a couple of days ago, she managed to let out a loud burp in mid-hack! i cannot stand it and i will go insane !!!!!

( ps: she's about 5'2" and very dainty looking - her legs are about as long as my shins......... how does a midget like that produce sounds like that is beyond me )

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Old 07-22-2003, 09:35 AM   #7
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hehe, glad to hear it's not just blokes who do this...

It does sound disgusting.
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:39 AM   #8
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she poops and it stinks and she doesn't apologize.
every two seconds she asks me to get her food....
she thinks the office is a god damn playground


she is constantly threatens to leave...then when she finally does, all she wants to do is come back....

ugh
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:42 AM   #9
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she poops and it stinks and she doesn't apologize.
every two seconds she asks me to get her food....
she thinks the office is a god damn playground


she is constantly threatens to leave...then when she finally does, all she wants to do is come back....

ugh
annie?
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:42 AM   #10
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this ain't about annie, ze.......
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:43 AM   #11
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:48 AM   #12
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hehe, glad to hear it's not just blokes who do this...

It does sound disgusting.
i'm waiting for her to spit it up on the carpet.. she hasn't done that ( yet )

AND i have to listen to cantonese bingo ( or whatever the fvck THAT is ) all day on her radio station!
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:57 AM   #13
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is that the same one that has those plush octopuses?
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:02 AM   #15
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did you try the big plush shark method yet? and somewhere on this site rune once posted some norwegian radio stations.. maybe you can fight back!
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