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Old 05-25-2011, 06:02 AM   #1411
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"You're payin', big fella," she said
"same rates at the bar, or the bed
She turned on the meter
And grabbed at his peter
"oh sweet Jesus I may pay instead!"
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:03 AM   #1412
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The fantasy life of the male
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:40 PM   #1413
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The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
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Old 05-26-2011, 08:12 AM   #1414
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The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
before the poor seller
has realized a feller
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:36 AM   #1415
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The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
before the poor seller
has realized a feller
can cause epic fantasy fail
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:28 AM   #1416
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:06 AM   #1417
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We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:15 AM   #1418
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We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
So please don't be nervous
It's part of the service
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:31 PM   #1419
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We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
So please don't be nervous
It's part of the service
When the chorus of nuns yells "Amen!"
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:40 PM   #1420
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Or, you know, here in the southern US it might more aptly say:

When the chorus of nuns burps "Amen!"

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Old 07-31-2012, 11:09 PM   #1421
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A man with a really big nob
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Old 08-01-2012, 11:52 AM   #1422
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A man with a really big nob
is convinced that he does a great job
The End.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:25 PM   #1423
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 08-06-2012, 12:36 AM   #1424
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Confessed with a whimper and sob
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:09 AM   #1425
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A man with a really big nob
Confessed with a whimper and sob
"That chick from St. Peter
Has left me for Dieter
But told me I did a great job".
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