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Old 07-27-2007, 02:21 AM   #16
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ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?


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Old 07-27-2007, 02:26 AM   #17
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How would you prefer Karl Rove should meet his maker (and then make that oh so heinous descent)?

beer. Lots and lots of beer.
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Old 07-27-2007, 06:49 AM   #18
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Have you arranged child care for tonight?


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Old 07-27-2007, 09:34 AM   #19
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how many different ways do you do the missionary position to spice it up?


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Old 07-27-2007, 10:19 AM   #20
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Could you remove your finger from your throat and repeat that ?


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Old 07-27-2007, 10:23 AM   #21
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Hey, where's your roommate's cute little hamster? He's so funny when he runs in the wheel all day.

Partly cloudy with a chance of rattlesnake.
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Old 07-27-2007, 10:28 AM   #22
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how do you like your cocktails?


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Old 07-27-2007, 10:37 AM   #23
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What did the little wig want to be when it grew up?

It was squeezed too hard.
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Old 07-27-2007, 11:03 AM   #24
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why did your breast augmentation go flat on one side?


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Old 07-27-2007, 03:00 PM   #25
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What's the secret ingredient in that fabulously popular new breakfast sandwich all the kids are raving about?

a usb hub
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Old 07-27-2007, 05:48 PM   #26
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what comes after a usa hub?

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Old 07-27-2007, 08:22 PM   #27
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What were you in your last life, what are you now, and what do you want to be in your next life?


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Old 07-27-2007, 08:38 PM   #28
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What is probably the stupidest reason corporations give for not incorporating environmentally conscious practices?

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Old 07-28-2007, 01:52 AM   #29
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So what does sewage really taste like?


Maybe one day.
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Old 07-28-2007, 01:07 PM   #30
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As a semi-expert in astronomy; especially in the fields of moononomy and astrocowology, do you think a cow will ever really jump over the moon?


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