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I was here two hours ago and left because you weren't here -- where have YOU been?
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06-24-2009, 10:32 AM
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It isn't easy being green
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The dog ate my GPS.
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06-24-2009, 10:51 AM
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My pillow seduced me.
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06-24-2009, 03:13 PM
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I was held up. But I managed to get the drop on him, get my wallet and watch back, and shoot him in the knee, but the paperwork with the cops took more time than I thought it would.
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06-30-2009, 01:01 PM
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It isn't easy being green
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I got shot in both legs when I stopped to buy flowers for you.
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06-30-2009, 05:18 PM
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earth worker
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the horizon disappeared and I forgot which way was up
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06-30-2009, 09:06 PM
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Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA.
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don't ask me ...ask Michael Jackson
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12-20-2009, 05:14 PM
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earth worker
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the dog lied to me.
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12-20-2009, 08:38 PM
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left hanging
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Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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every time I was about to arrive I woke up and realised it was a dream and I had to come all the way all over again
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12-21-2009, 02:01 AM
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landscaping is fun
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WHOA!!! Clara* - you are dead. Go back! Forget about the broccoli that you always started to cook for our dinner an hour before you were expecting us to arrive. Yes, we are alway late according to your inner clock.
* Beloved mother-in-law. b. 1917 -d. 2006. R.I.P. (please) |
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12-24-2009, 12:31 PM
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It isn't easy being green
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Select from the following possible answers:
A. I stopped to help a poor woman who had lost her watch; B. I stopped to help a woman pour an old scotch. C. I helped myself to a woman whose poor watch had stopped. D. I watched a woman stomp on my poor helpless crotch. E. All of the above. F. None of the above. |
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12-24-2009, 03:48 PM
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I was putting up the tree
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12-24-2009, 09:12 PM
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earth worker
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because I am the walrus.
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12-25-2009, 01:05 AM
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because I was fixing a hole where the rains gets in and stops my mind from wandering
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01-25-2010, 03:53 PM
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oi
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I was imprisoned.
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