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For anyone afraid of thunderstorms, you need only incant "Where's the whiskey? Where's the whiskey?" until you can decant some into your mouth for you to feel much, much better.
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05-30-2009, 01:34 AM
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When in doubt, ponask.
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05-31-2009, 08:34 AM
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No matter how many layers of plastic grocery bags you use to pick up the dog's poop out on a walk, the holes mysteriously line up.
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05-31-2009, 04:09 PM
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unbelievable
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those words that come to you in the morning between sleep and wakefulness
mean something
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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Speaking of incantations, whenever you've misplaced something, repeatedly chanting "Man knows instantly everything he needs to know" while you are searching for the missing item will help you think clearly, stay calm, and eventually find the missing item sooner than you normally would have.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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06-01-2009, 04:34 PM
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You always find what you're looking for in the last place you look. Because then you stop looking.
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06-17-2009, 10:34 AM
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Once you reach 8888 posts on this board, you are officially excused.
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06-17-2009, 11:23 AM
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Unfortunately, once you get to 8889 you're officially indicted again.
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06-17-2009, 11:32 AM
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If you eat some chocolate everything will turn out just fine.
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When you walk two dogs, you'd better take four bags.
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Bringing a cat on a leash will make you the center of attention at the dog park.
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08-26-2009, 10:44 AM
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If you bring your cat on a leash to the dogpark no one will even notice.
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Putting a cat on a leash is illegal in many southern states.
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09-02-2009, 10:36 AM
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"Putting a cat on a leash" is a German idiom for an expensive sex act.
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