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Old 09-20-2007, 03:24 PM   #1
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question of the day ?

question for today*:

can you wear a hat?



* no answering or discussing this question after today. at midnight somebody must pose a new question of the day ?
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Old 09-20-2007, 03:30 PM   #2
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no, cos of big nose.

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Old 09-20-2007, 03:34 PM   #3
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no - gives me a headache
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Old 09-20-2007, 03:47 PM   #4
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no, cos of big nose.

try the new adjustable nose-hats
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Old 09-20-2007, 03:50 PM   #5
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No, they make my head to hot.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:04 PM   #6
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I can wear a hat, but I don't usually enjoy it.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:08 PM   #7
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:11 PM   #8
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no - gives me a headache
which in turn makes me want to barf

especially this one:



and this one:


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Old 09-20-2007, 04:32 PM   #9
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Old 09-20-2007, 05:16 PM   #10
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i like to wear a russian chapka when i drink vodka. does that count as hat wearing ?
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Old 09-20-2007, 05:28 PM   #11
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^most definitely. It's the best kind of hat-wearing. I've noticed it gets better as the evening wears on.

For some reason the effect is heightened if the vodka has been stored in the freezer. Perhaps it's some kind of quantum linking between the vodka molecules and the hat molecules.
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Old 09-20-2007, 05:43 PM   #12
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Generally I find wearing hats too ironic, and I have a big head.

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Old 09-20-2007, 06:21 PM   #13
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can you wear a hat?
while i certainly can, in that i have the ability, i choose not to. i possess a certain sensory defensiveness that makes me strongly opposed to the sensation of many types of accessories, including hats. baseball caps, in particular, feel particularly offensive. the defensiveness in my head region seems to be specific to a small area halfway between my ears and my occipital bone on both sides. i warn you now, if we ever meet in this lifetime, don't even dream of touching me there. i will haikeeba anyone who wants to touch that specific area of my scalp.

so the only way i could conceive of voluntarily wearing a hat without obsessing over how badly i want to take it off, is if there were notches cut in the fabric to expose that midway point between ears and occipital on both sides.

and that would just be a damn ugly hat.
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Old 09-20-2007, 06:25 PM   #14
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The annual hat comes out on the first Tuesday in November. Otherwise, no.
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:07 PM   #15
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can you wear a hat?
Yeah, but i've never enjoyed it; something about the way that you're judged based on your method of wearing a baseball cap. i grew up thinking that jocks wore their brims bent upwards, skaters turned it to the side, the rebellious kids flattened their brims, and 'cause I never associated myself with any of these groups, i just stopped wearing hats.

Which is kind of stupid, in retrospect, because I have really fair skin...
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