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Old 06-04-2009, 01:03 PM   #166
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I was here two hours ago and left because you weren't here -- where have YOU been?
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:32 AM   #167
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:51 AM   #168
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:13 PM   #169
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I was held up. But I managed to get the drop on him, get my wallet and watch back, and shoot him in the knee, but the paperwork with the cops took more time than I thought it would.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:01 PM   #170
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I got shot in both legs when I stopped to buy flowers for you.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:18 PM   #171
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:06 PM   #172
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Old 12-20-2009, 05:14 PM   #173
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Old 12-20-2009, 08:38 PM   #174
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:01 AM   #175
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WHOA!!! Clara* - you are dead. Go back! Forget about the broccoli that you always started to cook for our dinner an hour before you were expecting us to arrive. Yes, we are alway late according to your inner clock.

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Old 12-24-2009, 12:31 PM   #176
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Select from the following possible answers:
A. I stopped to help a poor woman who had lost her watch;
B. I stopped to help a woman pour an old scotch.
C. I helped myself to a woman whose poor watch had stopped.
D. I watched a woman stomp on my poor helpless crotch.
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above.
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Old 12-24-2009, 03:48 PM   #177
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I was putting up the tree
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Old 12-24-2009, 09:12 PM   #178
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because I am the walrus.
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Old 12-25-2009, 01:05 AM   #179
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because I was fixing a hole where the rains gets in and stops my mind from wandering
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Old 01-25-2010, 03:53 PM   #180
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