02-26-2008, 04:30 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Phila
Posts: 262
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Every time a new web page is created, it's the same stupid web page.
Every time I forget to drop acid |
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03-21-2008, 08:03 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Every time I forget to drop acid on alcaline I suffer a minor breakdown.
Every time someone criticizes me |
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03-25-2008, 12:28 PM
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
Posts: 1,113
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Every time someone criticizes me I respond with a sly, wistful smile and write the person's name on a list that I keep in a small black book in my back pocket.
Every time I take a cold shower.... |
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03-25-2008, 01:46 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Every time I take a cold shower I regret my unwise decision.
Every time I drink red wine |
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03-25-2008, 02:00 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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^ shrinkage?
 Every time I drink red wine, I get silly and sleepy. Every time see an animal in a cage |
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09-07-2008, 01:57 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Every time see an animal in a cage I sing to them a silly song.
Every time I read a really good book |
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09-07-2008, 04:51 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,664
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Every time I read a really good book I have at least several "ah-ha" moments.
Every time I take my teavher a flower |
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09-07-2008, 06:32 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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Every time I take my teavher a flower I curse her for not teavhing me how to spvell.
Every time I go for a swim |
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09-07-2008, 09:38 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,664
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Every time I clean the bathroom, I am surprised at how little time it actually takes.
Every time I think of you |
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09-08-2008, 01:14 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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Every time I think of you, it always turns out good. Every time I've held you, I've thought you understood.
(I thought that would tickle MoJo)  When people say that a love like ours could never pass,
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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09-08-2008, 01:08 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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When people say that a love like ours could never pass, they don't realize our love is already heading down the toilet.
Every time I try to be serious, compassionate and thoughtful |
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09-08-2008, 01:17 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,530
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Every time I try to be serious, compassionate and thoughtful, someone with a strange piercing makes a latte.
Every time a crumpled wad of waxed paper gains sentience,
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