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Old 08-04-2004, 03:46 AM   #1
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so, how was your bowel movement?

mine was just fine.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:48 AM   #2
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fast. as always.

fastest pee-er in the west, baby.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:50 AM   #3
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just figured we know about every meal goin in... might as well know about every one going out. y'know.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:50 AM   #4
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I have the biggest bladder ever, I can go hours and hours without pee'ing...but this was about bowl movements...

I will check back in the morning...
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:51 AM   #5
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I suggest Charmin.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:51 AM   #6
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Mine was a little copious, and *light*. I had a little trouble with it.

I wonder if I should change my diet.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:54 AM   #7
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I'm just trying to get over the fact that I opened this thread.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:54 AM   #8
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i read somewhere that floatation indicates health.
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:56 AM   #9
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Oh good.
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Old 08-04-2004, 04:00 AM   #10
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Is it time for a long uncomfortable pause?

Yes, yes it is.
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Old 08-04-2004, 04:03 AM   #11
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AH FINALLY!

a place for all the sh*t on this board...
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Old 08-04-2004, 04:11 AM   #12
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i predict this thread will be long and satisfying.
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Old 08-04-2004, 07:33 AM   #13
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Mine started with a huge darkbrown motherfarker, then some unearthly noise, then some brown mud.

Then silence. I like toiletpaper with lotion btw.

Hardly tasteful, but hey, you asked :-)
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Old 08-04-2004, 10:11 AM   #14
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i hear this question all the time....


at work
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Old 08-04-2004, 10:47 AM   #15
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Mine started with a huge darkbrown motherfarker, then some unearthly noise, then some brown mud.

Then silence. I like toiletpaper with lotion btw.

Hardly tasteful, but hey, you asked :-)
see what i mean? people have a strong need to express this sort of thing. i'll bet talking about it made your whole day a little brighter didn't it?


mine was just fine again. a little scary. but just fine.
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