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Old 11-14-2004, 09:31 PM   #1
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A Heartwarming ZeMonkey Thanksgiving

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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:50 AM   #2
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Re: A Heartwarming ZeMonkey Thanksgiving

The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats.
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:36 PM   #3
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004"
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead.
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Old 11-16-2004, 01:17 PM   #5
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose.
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:33 AM   #7
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.
The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:15 AM   #8
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:37 AM   #9
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat.
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Old 11-18-2004, 10:08 PM   #10
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat. Taking over the world would be the easy part, but finding someone naive enough to leave a Coffee Hat unguarded would be hard. It was then that she noticed there was one of his creations in that very room!
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:53 PM   #11
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat. Taking over the world would be the easy part, but finding someone naive enough to leave a Coffee Hat unguarded would be hard. It was then that she noticed there was one of his creations in that very room! However the hat was protected by a four point high tech lazer perimiter, heat sensing, motion detecting, and weight sensing security system. Zen, catbugler extraordinairre that she is, was not dismayed by coffee's security system, and began to devise a fool proof plan to secure the hat for herself.
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Old 11-25-2004, 02:12 PM   #12
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat. Taking over the world would be the easy part, but finding someone naive enough to leave a Coffee Hat unguarded would be hard. It was then that she noticed there was one of his creations in that very room! However the hat was protected by a four point high tech lazer perimiter, heat sensing, motion detecting, and weight sensing security system. Zen, catbugler extraordinairre that she is, was not dismayed by coffee's security system, and began to devise a fool proof plan to secure the hat for herself.
In a full-length black stealth catsuit, she used her prior gymnastic skills to maneuver around the laser guided area. Quickly spotting her, Coffee hurled the Thanksgiving turkey toward her , and the last thing anyone saw was JesusTitties levitating to the rescue.
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Old 11-27-2004, 10:18 PM   #13
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat. Taking over the world would be the easy part, but finding someone naive enough to leave a Coffee Hat unguarded would be hard. It was then that she noticed there was one of his creations in that very room! However the hat was protected by a four point high tech lazer perimiter, heat sensing, motion detecting, and weight sensing security system. Zen, catbugler extraordinairre that she is, was not dismayed by coffee's security system, and began to devise a fool proof plan to secure the hat for herself.
In a full-length black stealth catsuit, she used her prior gymnastic skills to maneuver around the laser guided area. Quickly spotting her, Coffee hurled the Thanksgiving turkey toward her , and the last thing anyone saw was JesusTitties levitating to the rescue.

"HELICOPTER!!!!" yelled Zen.
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat. Taking over the world would be the easy part, but finding someone naive enough to leave a Coffee Hat unguarded would be hard. It was then that she noticed there was one of his creations in that very room! However the hat was protected by a four point high tech lazer perimiter, heat sensing, motion detecting, and weight sensing security system. Zen, catbugler extraordinairre that she is, was not dismayed by coffee's security system, and began to devise a fool proof plan to secure the hat for herself.
In a full-length black stealth catsuit, she used her prior gymnastic skills to maneuver around the laser guided area. Quickly spotting her, Coffee hurled the Thanksgiving turkey toward her , and the last thing anyone saw was JesusTitties levitating to the rescue.

"HELICOPTER!!!!" yelled Zen.

The sound of Vibrasole shoes on Linoleum could be heard as Mad rushed into the room with a bag full of supplies. "That's not a Helicopter, you daft cvnt, that is a PENIS"
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The holidays were fast approaching, and the zemonkeys began travel preparations for their annual gathering. This year the festivities would be held at the most festive zemonkey's house.

The zemonkeys took a vote, being the democratic bunch they were, and decided to have it a Coffee's place. Secretly, they were all hoping for free hats. Hats as party favors would have been a great idea. If it werent for "the hat craze of 2004". 2004 was the year in which it was finally, universally acknowledged that not everyone looks good in a ballcap. Thus, Coffee was far to busy fulfilling the deluge of "unique hat" gift orders to spare any for party favors, and had purchased commemorative pens for the holiday feast instead. The pens turned out to be a fantastic idea! Not only were they in a rainbow of colors, but they were multipurpose. They could be used as meat thermometers and lasers. The monkeys were all very excited about this, but some of them started to get a bit out of hand with them. A fight almost broke out over one of the unrully pen antics. Smartypants was overheard exclaiming "I am not a piece of meat, get that pen out of my ass".

Luckily, Coffee is an uber-host, and he settled down the pen-rabid monkeys, who were excited about their big pens (I swear! My pen is THIS BIG!). They filed into the dining room, where each zemonkey had brought a dish culled from the Recipe Thread.

Since Zen's receipes are the most coveted of them all, she hatched a plan to take over the world once again. All the while, trying to devise a plan to score a free hat. Taking over the world would be the easy part, but finding someone naive enough to leave a Coffee Hat unguarded would be hard. It was then that she noticed there was one of his creations in that very room! However the hat was protected by a four point high tech lazer perimiter, heat sensing, motion detecting, and weight sensing security system. Zen, catbugler extraordinairre that she is, was not dismayed by coffee's security system, and began to devise a fool proof plan to secure the hat for herself.
In a full-length black stealth catsuit, she used her prior gymnastic skills to maneuver around the laser guided area. Quickly spotting her, Coffee hurled the Thanksgiving turkey toward her , and the last thing anyone saw was JesusTitties levitating to the rescue.

"HELICOPTER!!!!" yelled Zen.

The sound of Vibrasole shoes on Linoleum could be heard as Mad rushed into the room with a bag full of supplies. "That's not a Helicopter, you daft cvnt, that is a PENIS"

Snake promptly changed out of her Vibrasoles and into something way more sexy, undid a button and ordered JT to submit to restorative foreskin surgery. "You hold him down" she yelled to Mags while Zen tried to preserve his cutness by throwing herself across it.
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