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Old 07-17-2006, 05:13 PM   #106
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Fred came out of Kentucket Hall
just to scratch his left testicle
and on closer inspection
he saw an infection
Now poor Fred has only one ball
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Old 07-17-2006, 05:26 PM   #107
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Fred still functions well with his testis
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Old 07-17-2006, 05:41 PM   #108
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Fred came out of Kentucket Hall
just to scratch his left testicle
and on closer inspection
he saw an infection
which engendered a bulletproof vest tickle.
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:43 PM   #109
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While Ulysses was lashed to the mast
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Old 07-17-2006, 11:34 PM   #110
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While Ulysses was lashed to the mast
His heart started beating too fast
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Old 07-18-2006, 07:49 AM   #111
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Fred still functions well with his testis
Though as gimpy and whiney as Festus


While Ulysses was lashed to the mast
His heart started beating too fast
The sirens were not
What got him so hot
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:47 PM   #112
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Fred still functions well with his testis
Though as gimpy and whiney as Festus
He puts on a big smile
In the old western style
When he comes in the night to arrest us

While Ulysses was lashed to the mast
His heart started beating too fast
The sirens were not
What got him so hot
It was just that the cabin boy passed
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Old 07-23-2006, 11:14 PM   #113
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Excellent!

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Old 07-24-2006, 12:06 AM   #114
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Penelope wove in the day
It was then that her thoughts went astray
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Old 07-24-2006, 12:55 AM   #115
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Penelope wove in the day
It was then that her thoughts went astray
With dreams so obscene
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:19 AM   #116
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Penelope wove in the day
It was then that her thoughts went astray
With dreams so obscene
That pre-Freudian queen
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Old 07-24-2006, 05:21 PM   #117
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Penelope wove in the day
It was then that her thoughts went astray
With dreams so obscene
That pre-Freudian queen
Who'd have guessed that the queen was gay
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:34 PM   #118
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Ulysses reflected on that
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Old 07-24-2006, 10:16 PM   #119
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Ulysses reflected on that
Which he thought was the face of his cat
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:09 PM   #120
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Ulysses reflected on that
Which he thought was the face of his cat
But then he realised
And boy, was he surprised

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