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Old 05-21-2007, 01:18 AM   #1
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The most unlikely superpowers

Ability to grow at will, unable to shrink back (or vice versa)
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Old 05-21-2007, 02:30 AM   #2
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:52 AM   #3
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ability to breathe above water
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:24 AM   #4
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the ability to read waiting room magazines really fast.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:34 AM   #5
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the ability to blow one's nose really well, on the first try
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:36 AM   #6
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the ability to make puns using the word orange
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:55 AM   #7
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Andorra

Oh, you mean super powers!

Oh, well, then: the ability to know the contents of a trash or garbage container.
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:08 AM   #8
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The ability to speak in 6-line AABCCB Rhyme-scheme 4-4-2-4-4-2 Trochaic Verse
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:57 AM   #9
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Old 05-21-2007, 02:05 PM   #10
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The ability to call elevators without touching a button and have them go in the direction you want.
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Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:29 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:39 PM   #12
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The ability to the most stuff in the smallest space
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:43 PM   #13
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:17 PM   #14
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Able to open any jar.
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:53 AM   #15
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(I can do that.)
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