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Old 01-14-2006, 03:33 PM   #1
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Cool Morals Question

chasingaimee2: so i was thinking
chasingaimee2: tell me if this is a bad idea
chasingaimee2: i want to take out a personal ad
chasingaimee2: to meet men 27-37
chasingaimee2: in rochester MN
chasingaimee2: for the specific purpose
chasingaimee2: of driving me to & from the airport
xxxxxxxxxx: lol
chasingaimee2: i will pretend to care about what they say as they treat me to a nice red lobster dinner
xxxxxxxxxx: and I thought I was the pimp
xxxxxxxxxx: lmao
chasingaimee2: and in turn, they get to be seen in public w/a pretty redhead
chasingaimee2: i think it's a fair shake
xxxxxxxxxx: until you dissappear on the way to an apointment and found 3 weeks later dismembered in a trash can in the back of a wendys
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Old 01-14-2006, 03:49 PM   #2
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i'd a had the same conversation with you!
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Old 01-14-2006, 03:56 PM   #3
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Me too! Except that *I* ended up springing for a lobster dinner and had to drive her to the airport!
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Old 01-14-2006, 04:15 PM   #4
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Me too! Except that *I* ended up springing for a lobster dinner and had to drive her to the airport!
And I didn't even put out! (PS I thought it was molten chocolate lava cake?)

Say! Maybe that is what I need! A Rochester GBF!!!!
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Old 01-14-2006, 04:28 PM   #5
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I say we all need a GBF at every port!
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Old 01-14-2006, 04:48 PM   #6
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Can I have one, too?
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Old 01-14-2006, 04:58 PM   #7
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sharing is caring!
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Old 01-15-2006, 09:02 PM   #8
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"Bored, artsy MF seeking extraordinary GBF to catch all the conversational bait she can throw at him, sending it back with multiple, sparkling minnows of wit. Must be willing to drive me to the airport and buy me lobster dinners, enjoy dancing and looking dapper, and helping me to ruthlessly decide what to give to Goodwill. You are, without exception, kind to waiters and waitresses. In return, I will answer the phone at any hour, will be endlessly entertaining, give a candid but sensitive assessment on any subject and will listen for hours to relationship problems engagingly presented. "
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Old 01-15-2006, 09:32 PM   #9
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Good luck!!!
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Old 01-16-2006, 04:03 PM   #10
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Can I have one, too?
We are sorry, but it appears that you are not eligible for a GBF as our records show that you are in fact already a GBF yourself.

However it appears that you might be eligible to apply for either a SGF, SBF, or a GGF. If you would like to reaply for any of these sexually unsatisfying relationships, please contact us again and we will re-consider your application.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:02 AM   #11
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^^^hahaha!
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:07 AM   #12
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We are sorry, but it appears that you are not eligible for a GBF as our records show that you are in fact already a GBF yourself.

However it appears that you might be eligible to apply for either a SGF, SBF, or a GGF. If you would like to reaply for any of these sexually unsatisfying relationships, please contact us again and we will re-consider your application.
Oh my god!! The phone company has gotten into the matchmaking business!! Run for your lives!!!!!
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