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Old 05-10-2007, 09:40 PM   #1
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The Freudian Slip Thread

This is an exercise from an old forum I used to frequent way back when, Basicly, what happens is someone slaps their hands on the keyboard in a as-random-as-you-can-make-it way and then the next poster makes some kind of joke interpretation from that random string of letters before slapping thier own hands on the keyboard.

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Through careful examination of your post I can tell you are a really angry man
I'll start.

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Old 05-10-2007, 09:46 PM   #2
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You were Swedish in a past life.

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Old 05-10-2007, 10:01 PM   #3
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awww, I was going to share my favorite Freudian slip! but I guess it would be off-topic. and inappropriate

brightpearl: You strongly desire "dolce de leche" ice cream. With chocolate sauce.

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Old 05-10-2007, 11:35 PM   #4
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I really wanted to share my favourite Freudian slut too.


Tuney: You like hanging round in teh girlie threads.


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Old 05-11-2007, 01:47 AM   #5
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Old 05-11-2007, 01:54 AM   #6
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I don't know, peef, but I didn't hear our safe word!

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Old 05-11-2007, 02:18 AM   #7
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sorry to interrupt the flooooowww....

I get this great image of everyone banging away at their keyboards gleefully. i also got some great stares from the people around me when I started whacking randomly
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:21 AM   #8
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trisherina, you have to bargain with these people. don't pay the first price they ask!

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Old 05-11-2007, 03:40 AM   #9
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no no, that won't work so close to the equator.


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Old 05-11-2007, 05:30 AM   #10
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i really don't think that indian taxi driver wants to give you his number



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Old 05-11-2007, 06:32 AM   #11
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You shouldn't take out your frustration on everyone else; swearing at a mosquito isn't going to erase the fact that it's bitten you.

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Old 05-11-2007, 09:35 AM   #12
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You'd like a shoe with cheese on it, and you want to massage my grandmother? I'm a ramblin' guy...

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Old 05-11-2007, 11:42 AM   #13
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You harbor a secret desire to nail Steve Martin.

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Old 05-11-2007, 12:53 PM   #14
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you giggle like an orangutang with a mouthful of peanut butter


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Old 05-11-2007, 01:45 PM   #15
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