|05-19-2007, 05:13 PM||#587|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
(By Tom Weller, from Cvltvre Made Stvpid)
Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle,.....monstær lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce,.....hie luccen for fyht.
Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr,.....son of Hrwærowþheororthwl,
Æsccen æwful jeork.....to steop outsyd.
Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom!.....Ðe bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak,.....byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla.....wæld on his asse.
Monstær moppe fleor wyþ.....eallum men in hælle.
Beowulf in bacceroome.....fonecall bamaccen wæs;
Hearen sond of ruccus.....sæd, "Hwæt ðe helle?"
Graben sheold strang.....ond swich-blæd scharp
Stond feorth to fyht.....ðe grimlic foe.
"Me," Godsylla sæd,....."mac ðe minsemete."
Heoro cwyc geten heold.....wiþ fæmed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe.....bac to fen
Beowulf belly up.....to meaddehæle bar,
Sæd, "Ne foe beaten.....mie færsom cung-fu."
Eorderen cocca-cohla......yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
...ooh, this makes me happy
|05-19-2007, 11:50 PM||#590|
click click click
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: snap the fingers
I was sitting on the patio this morning, just contemplating, and a bunch of these beautiful things started to fall around me.
Ah, nature's perfect little helicopters.
It made me want to write poetry.
of the deadly
|05-21-2007, 04:12 PM||#594|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
that gave me an extra big happy.
the ramones really changed my life. my first band's set consisted of their first album almost in its entirety. those songs were so easy to play! and if they could be in a band, anyone could. one of the very few punk bands i can still listen to today. i wish they'd split up after 'rocket to russia' though, they might still be alive.
the tea leaf family
|05-22-2007, 10:26 PM||#599|
hint of olive
Join Date: May 2007
It's raining it's pouring,
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed,
And bumped his head,
And couldn't get up in the morning.
I love when it rains...
Mein Führer! I can walk!
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