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Old 11-16-2006, 03:10 PM   #631
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i'm back home, visiting the parents, for a couple of days. my mum's an abyssmal cook. in about half an hour, i have eat, and pretend to enjoy, a runner bean and beef bisto gravy risotto. i want to cry. or at least run away.

me: why are you putting gravy granules in the risotto mum?
mum: to thicken it...
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:19 PM   #632
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what do people have against raisins?
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:28 PM   #633
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BASTARD RAISINS !!



Ooops...my bad, I thought you said "luxury yacht"
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:52 PM   #634
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me: why are you putting gravy granules in the risotto mum?
mum: to thicken it...

Heh.

Friend's MIL: I've made some rice to go with the lasagne. It's just that your lasagne is so rich, dear..............
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:51 PM   #635
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Heh.

Friend's MIL: I've made some rice to go with the lasagne. It's just that your lasagne is so rich, dear..............

My cousin would bring a big friggin' pan of lasagne to every family holiday event in case her precious kiddies (and husband) wouldn't eat the turkey, ham or delicious pork tenderloin. Sure pissed off all the moms!!!
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:59 PM   #636
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what do people have against raisins?
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:14 PM   #637
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my mum's an abyssmal cook.


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Old 11-17-2006, 06:49 AM   #638
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believe me, i've tried....
ah well, back to the boy's tonight. he's a fabulous cook....
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:53 PM   #639
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Old 11-18-2006, 12:57 PM   #640
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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

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Old 11-18-2006, 03:21 PM   #641
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You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you donít see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then Iím sorry.

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Old 11-18-2006, 04:23 PM   #642
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dude.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

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Old 11-18-2006, 06:04 PM   #643
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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

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Old 11-18-2006, 06:07 PM   #644
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"It's just like in the word 'whore'"

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

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Old 11-18-2006, 06:13 PM   #645
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Cheesy goodness will in fact make the toga seem whiter and lighter!
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