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Old 05-18-2007, 03:31 PM   #2731
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Old 05-18-2007, 05:55 PM   #2732
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i just had a mad laughing fit putting together this device from hell with an attitude:



LOGGA from IKEA. it's cheap, of course, 20 euros.. but it'll take you 45 minutes to put together and that does not include putting it up on the wall....
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:02 AM   #2733
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:06 AM   #2734
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is your dungeon complete now frieda?
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:43 AM   #2735
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That looks like a torture device.
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:11 PM   #2736
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^ and ^^

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.. as well as a nose for using every day items as torture devices

but you can come hang out if you like
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:30 PM   #2737
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:55 PM   #2738
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husband and i decided to replace our everyday dishes with a cute set from target. this weekend we picked up everything we could, but their stock in bowls was low and we were only able to get 6 of the 8 we wanted.

tonight we stopped by a different target to see if they had the last two bowls we needed. indeed they did. so we put two bowls in our basket and swung by the grocery area so i could grab a box of cereal for the morning.

as we headed up front to the registers we looked down at our basket and realized what was going on. two of us. two bowls. one box of cereal.

husband looked at me and said, "man. the cashier is going to think we're going to the saddest party ever."

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Old 05-23-2007, 05:56 PM   #2739
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this is probably only funny for people that understand dutch and/or have a weird sense of humor (like myself) but i'm going to try and translate it anyway





> i'm elektra

< and i'm elektra's man, i've come to check demeter
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Old 05-23-2007, 07:44 PM   #2740
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Old 05-23-2007, 07:58 PM   #2741
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"A vampire cannot enter your home unless you invite him in, but once he has been invited, he can come and go freely. Vampires sometimes masquerade as Girl Scouts or Jehovah's Witnesses for this reason. Before inviting a Girl Scout into your home, make sure she casts a reflection in a mirrior. Just to be safe, never invite a Jehovah's Witness into your home."

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Old 05-24-2007, 04:41 PM   #2742
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Road works. they moved 3 traffic lanes about 200 meters to the right, whole highway is getting a new layer of asphalt. after 50 meters driving between concrete blocks and in ridiculously small lanes there's a sign that says:
caution - traffic situation changed

oh really??
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:07 PM   #2743
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They say a picture says a thousand words...

this one is just making me laugh hysterically!
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Old 05-25-2007, 04:21 PM   #2744
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Quote:
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^ Housework can be fun if there are kittens chasing your broom.

I had a dog once who hated the lawn mower. He'd chase it around the yard as I mowed trying to kill it.
When I was a kid we had another dog who used to chase airplanes. We lived under a flight pattern into the old Imeson Airport in Jacksonville. This was in the good ole days of Boeing 707s. Noisy to the point you could hear them coming from 10 miles away.
The dog would run to the side of the yard the plane was coming from and wait. When he could see it he'd start barking and as it passed over the house he'd chase it to the other side of the yard. When it was gone he'd give out one final "ruff" and walk off, happy knowing he'd saved us from one of those things again.
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Old 05-25-2007, 05:15 PM   #2745
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Truman Capote's aunt...

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