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Old 02-20-2009, 11:46 AM   #166
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I lost a contact lens. If you find it, please call 011-86-10-758-4444. Ask for Ping.
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:19 PM   #167
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:06 PM   #168
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For your sake, I hope you didn't order any of the daily specials.
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:53 PM   #169
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I hope you were serious about wanting a career change, your boss is at the table behind you.
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:59 PM   #170
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Old 02-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #171
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:36 PM   #172
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You idiot! The place across the street has better food and service, and cheaper prices.
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:13 AM   #173
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:14 AM   #174
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Old 02-26-2009, 12:00 PM   #175
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Aren't you the customer who forgot to tip last time?
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Old 03-28-2009, 02:43 PM   #176
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:34 PM   #177
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:23 PM   #178
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:13 PM   #179
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:21 AM   #180
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