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Old 09-13-2010, 12:09 AM   #3916
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 09-13-2010, 04:53 PM   #3917
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having another 2-day training for the programme, there were muffins and donuts presented in the meeting room. someone passed the tray around, i did not take one, then my colleague J. said:
"i'm going to eat your muffin too!"

he even managed to make it worse by saying that he usually doesn't like muffins (he's gay).

never laughed so hard on a monday morning at 9 am
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Old 09-14-2010, 06:09 AM   #3918
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Old 09-15-2010, 01:47 PM   #3919
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^ har har har !
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:24 PM   #3920
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Sartre publishes "The Wall" on his facebook wall.
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:19 PM   #3921
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I dunno, I feel jejune as sh*t all the time.
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:46 AM   #3922
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Old 10-24-2010, 02:58 AM   #3923
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Bonjour! Je m’appelle Souris. J’ai 13 ans. Voici mon chien Katie. Elle est 11 ans. Mon chien a des disquettes oreilles et quatre pattes. Elle est intelligente, loyale, et timide. Katie aime en cours d’exécution. Elle a besoin alimentaire, l’eau, et attention.
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Old 11-02-2010, 01:45 AM   #3924
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My friend had a death in her family today. Her grandmother died at 97 years old, so it was not unexpected, but still, she was very close to her. I told her that I would pray for her, but not in the uppity way that some people tell you "I will pray for you" if they think you are going to hell. She laughed and said, "Yep, I have dealt with that before" She told me, that when she was newly employed for one company, and was meeting the whole staff, a woman approached her and asked her if she had found Jesus. She asked "Is Jesus really missing, he was just here a minute ago" . Well, besides that woman, the rest of the staff laughed. She never made friends with that woman.
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Old 11-04-2010, 08:32 AM   #3925
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:38 PM   #3926
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Hee hee hee.
This is the kind of story I love. A real, print magazine called Cook's Source totally lifted a blog article without the author's knowledge or consent. They admitted it, but when she asked for a donation to her alma mater in return, they sent a really nasty reply, basically saying she should be thankful for their help, because they edited her piece so well. So she blogged about it, of course.

Just reading an email of such hubris is entertaining in itself, but what's really funny is the resulting comments on Cook's Source facebook page.

They nearly made me shoot tea out my nose.

Ah, justice.
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:37 PM   #3927
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overheard while in the hospital, a male gay nurse with a dandy voice taking care of a huge surinam lady in a room across the hall--

so ma'm, shall we give you a little cleanup here? after that you can take a rest. i can't take a rest just yet, i still have to wait till midnight. and then i have to walk my doggie! oh i love my doggie. i love my doggie more than my husband. do you have any pets? oh chickens? to eat..?


oh i guess you had to be there
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:32 AM   #3928
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:56 AM   #3929
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Old 11-21-2010, 10:40 AM   #3930
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