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Old 12-09-2002, 12:22 PM   #46
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Dear Doc,

Just one?

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Old 12-09-2002, 12:26 PM   #47
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Yes, one would be an ample sufficiency, thankyou kindly.
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:26 PM   #48
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Dear Doc,
Sorry about the unclear antecedents thing again... but do you want your mom to get married or to stop pestering you to get married?
Easliy confused,
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:28 PM   #49
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To all single folk,
Do you know why divorce costs so much?
Because it's worth it.
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:30 PM   #50
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Dear MoN,

elipses, right, I *did* know that but at the time i was too tired to try to remember... or care Thanks for saving me the effort of finding out again *G*

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Old 12-09-2002, 12:32 PM   #51
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Dear unclear antecedents,
I want my mom to get married. Maybe then she'll stop trying to find me pawn me off on boyfriends she finds on an internet dating service.

respectively yours,
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:36 PM   #52
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Dear Ze,
when will I ever be able to change the text under my name?? I keep holding out faith that it'll change when I reach 40 posts... or 50 posts... but it hasn't worked yet *sniff*
*goes off to post more*
Love Zyle
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:38 PM   #53
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Dear Amanda's Mom,
ick!
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:42 PM   #54
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Dear zyle,

One day, when you've accepted your truth- becoming a rat on crack, ze-monkey swimming in a fishbowl, heroin-like addicted to the trials and tribulations of Deviate's crack-whore assistant, you too can change your custom text.

Come my child...
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:43 PM   #55
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Quote:
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Dear Amanda's Mom,
ick!
Respectfully,
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Dear MoN,

I'm with you.

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Old 12-09-2002, 01:07 PM   #56
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Dear Beckstra,
Sorry you're stuck in retail over the holidays. That must certainly blow. In what notorious cookie-cutter mall store do you work?

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Old 12-09-2002, 03:34 PM   #57
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dear zyle,

i keep trying to find you, but i've lost my way. i seem to keep hearing some short clairvoyant woman telling me to "run into the light", but i'm afraid. help me.

sincerely,

your custom text header
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:07 PM   #58
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DV8,
Lane Bryant. I love it. Although the paysucksdotcom.
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Get laid you crappers. Take your unwarrented, undeserved overdraft fees and place them where the sun don't shine.
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Ummm...if that was supposed to motivate me, do you think you could have said it in any other way than you did?
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Old 12-09-2002, 07:08 PM   #59
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Dearest Ze,
Will you send me a Christmas card

Dearest Santa,
Remember.. Jeff Corwin! (Talk about stocking stuffer)

Dearest DV8,
Thank you for the avatar. You are da ish.

Dearest Ze-monkeys,
Black slacks and velvety purple shirt w/sheer sleeves
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Old 12-09-2002, 07:33 PM   #60
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Dear Boss-man:
you are a lot of things that i cannot say on this board. grr.

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Dear Desk,
I'm sorry I have not seen you in a long time. Rest assured that I am here on the other side of the mountains. I promise I will dig my way to you.

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Dear X-rated ZeFrankenfurters:
when at work and my brain begins to boil, this this is what is stamped on my brain.

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