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Old 05-12-2009, 05:06 PM   #2431
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I write you a proper email tomorrow! But don't be dissapointed, no big news, I'm home sick more or less non-stop since 5 weeks....
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:10 PM   #2432
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I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure you had something to do with this omegle I found.

Stranger: mUSIC
You: Hello, internet?
Stranger: Yes
You: Is this the internet?
Stranger: this is the internet
You: Thank God
Stranger: you have found me.
You: Please, you have to help me
Stranger: anything you ask
You: I have a paper due tomorrow and I have NO information about the topic
You: A friend told me to ask the internet
Stranger: I can help
Stranger: What is the topic?
You: Reflexology.
Stranger: please wait while internet sources information for you.
You: Thank you so much, internet. You're a life saver.
You: If I don't get at least a B in this class my father is going to disown me.
Stranger: That is rather harsh
Stranger: For future refrence
Stranger: please learn to google
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
You: Internet?
You: I think you broke for a second
Stranger: yes?
You: You told me a stream of gibberish
Stranger: I did not.
Stranger: Please check the above link for information on Reflexology.
Stranger: Anything else?
You: You were like, "bleepboop.computer=1001010101010101010101?:jjabber ssja"
Stranger: The internet does no malfunction.
Stranger: does not*
Stranger: learn2hax
You: Please, I just need to know about reflexology
Stranger: then read this
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stranger: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
You: I can't!
You: It's in computer talk!
Stranger: Why not/
You: I'm not a computer, I need to read things in human!
Stranger: Highlight the text
Stranger: With your mouse
You: Okay, just a second
You: Let me grab my marker
Stranger: OK
Stranger: No worries
You: Okay, I highlighted it.
Stranger: When the text has been highlighted, Please and hold the 'Ctrl' key, located on the bottom left of your keyboard. While holding this key press 'c' located on the botom row of keys
Stranger: next to v.
You: Okay
Stranger: done that?
You: YEs
Stranger: well done.
Stranger: Now:
Stranger: click in your browsers web address bar so all text in it is highlighted
You: I...
You: Uh, okay. Hold on.
Stranger: I will do so.
You: Okay, I uh... I did it, I think.
Stranger: Please take your time, I undrestand that this is very advanced computing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: When the the text is highlighted, Press and hold the 'ctrl' key once more, while pressing 'v' instead of 'c'
Stranger: the text you highlighted should now be in the address bar.
You: Yes. Okay.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: When you press enter this conversation will terminate and you will be taken to the link I provided
Stranger: Anything else?
Stranger: one more thing, make sure the text in the address bar is highlighted when you press 'enter'
Stranger: That should do the trick.
You: Thank you, internet.
You: Do I...
Stranger: My pleasure.
You: Do I have to pay you or something now?
Stranger: My services are provided for free
Stranger: You owe me nothing.
You: Really? That's very kind of you.
Stranger: Thankyou
Stranger: Anything else?
You: Just one question
Stranger: go ahead.
You: Can entropy ever be reversed?
You: or, rather
You: How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?
Stranger: The amount of running-down of the universe is described as entropy. And no, It cannot be reversed
Stranger: For instance, You can't turn smoke and ash back into a tree.
You: What if I had a really, really strong glue?
Stranger: That would not be entropy.
Stranger: Thats building a tree out of smoke and ash, using really strong glue to create it.
Stranger: there is a difference
Stranger: anything else?
You: I guess not.
Stranger: Thankyou for your time
You: I was hoping to reverse entropy for the science fair next week.
Stranger: That would be rather evenfull.
Stranger: I do not recommend doing this.
Stranger: anything else?
Stranger: The internet is very busy right now.
You: I understand.
You: Thank you, internet. I will never forget you.
Stranger: Nor shall I forget you, stranger.
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:07 AM   #2433
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:01 PM   #2434
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:06 PM   #2435
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:31 PM   #2436
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:21 PM   #2437
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Bussi auf's Bauchi!! & this annoying-you May will go away, promised!


....oh, and actually I had planned to take all the glamour with me when I leave
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:29 PM   #2438
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:42 PM   #2439
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^I dunno...I have 3 friends who've been laid off, and people are having a hard time selling houses...
But maybe still it is easier here.

Btw, happy 4K Lulu!
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:43 AM   #2440
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^ thx! and happy belated 7k to you, beryl
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Old 05-19-2009, 02:20 PM   #2441
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:24 AM   #2442
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Old 05-21-2009, 08:11 AM   #2443
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Any of you lovely ladies care to join me for a dutch oven?
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:53 PM   #2444
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:01 PM   #2445
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