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Old 01-24-2003, 11:58 PM   #61
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1. When's the last time that you showered?
2. By your aroma I am quite overpowered
3. Like Eau d' Wet Yak
4. It's hygiene you lack
5. Stop fearing the water you coward.
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Old 01-25-2003, 12:26 AM   #62
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1. There was once a young man named Buzz
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Old 01-25-2003, 12:41 AM   #63
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1. There was once a young man named Buzz
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Old 01-25-2003, 01:07 AM   #64
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Old 01-25-2003, 01:43 AM   #65
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Old 01-25-2003, 01:48 AM   #66
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4. He attempted to depilate
5. ......................................
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Old 01-25-2003, 02:21 AM   #67
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What?

The master left a tough setup for me.

Let's see,

behave
brave
cave
crave
Dave
fave?
gave
grave
nave
save

I give up.
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Old 01-25-2003, 03:07 AM   #68
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Re: What?

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The master left a tough setup for me.

Let's see,

behave
brave
cave
crave
Dave
fave?
gave
grave
nave
save

I give up.
lol!!! depilate?
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Old 01-25-2003, 04:28 AM   #69
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Re: What?

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The master left a tough setup for me.

Let's see,

behave
brave
cave
crave
Dave
fave?
gave
grave
nave
save

I give up.

Hey, the way I see it, 'depilate' was really your only option.
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Old 01-25-2003, 11:24 AM   #70
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hello.... shave?
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Old 01-25-2003, 12:09 PM   #71
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1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. Shave and a haircut--two bits




No, that that kind of throws off the timing.

I think that with the situation that's been set up by Zen, moeL and moN up through line 3, some sort of fuzz removal is definitely the way to go.

4. He tweezed himself in a cave


Aw, hell. Somebody else try it.
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Old 01-25-2003, 02:07 PM   #72
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Listen I must agree that some sort of fuzz removal would add nicely to the theme here, but frankly- the setup has left no such option. I contacted the CEO of Nads© Hair Removal Cream, and he had this to say, "Though our cream is capable of many things, we do not suggest you use it on your. . . limerick." He then took me aside and gave me the names of several creams HE enjoys using on HIS limerick. . . and I am not at liberty to list those here.

So- we definitely have ourselves a dilemma here. Perhaps:

4. He dried off from a bathe

???

No, you're right. That sucks too.
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Old 01-25-2003, 02:20 PM   #73
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hello.... shave?
Yup.

4. He prepared for a shave
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Old 01-25-2003, 02:38 PM   #74
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Hmmm. . . now why didn't we think of that?

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. He prepared for a shave
5. And did as a hairy man does.
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Old 01-25-2003, 03:00 PM   #75
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4. He was really quite brave
4. He was looking to save
4. All the stares he did stave
4. It was something to crave
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