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Old 03-15-2004, 04:06 PM   #1
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CZECH??? Language help please

Ahojky! Tak jsem tu znova. Nedařilo se mi najít tuhle stránku ale jsem ráda že jsem na ní znova narazila. Chtělo by to trošku něčím osvěžit, např. fórum by nebylo špatný. Pan Sellers je dobrý člověk, takových by mělo být víc. Přeju mu hodně zdraví, to je nejdůležitější.

Is this Czech or...? And what ever it is, can anyone translate this for me purdy please?
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:08 PM   #2
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Sorry, we can't accept third party Czechs here.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:13 PM   #3
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dave's here all week folks, be sure to tip your waitstaff....
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:21 PM   #4
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Thank you!
What a wonderful crowd!
Guy goes to see a doctor, doc tells him he has six months to live.
Guy can't pay his bill, doctor gives him another six months!
Hey! Take my wife, please!

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Seriously, Mags, it looks like one of the Slavic languages to me, for sure. Which one I have no idea.
Where did you find it? The website address might give you a clue.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:23 PM   #5
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and in dave's prior life he was a commodian...
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:24 PM   #6
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GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU HACK!

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Old 03-15-2004, 04:27 PM   #7
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:30 PM   #8
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:31 PM   #9
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Just did a search on Google using some of the words and got a hit on a Czech news site.
Dunno if that'll help or not.
Translation is up to someone more languagie.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:45 PM   #10
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Ahoy! Take some jiszm and put it on your Chevy Nova. Natalie thinks you shouldn't put jizm on your Nova but she suffers from radiation sickness. We heard about this technique on the napa valley forum. Peter Sellers was known to wax his car thusly. Pee-ew did his car smell like crap.



or something like that.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:53 PM   #11
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f*ck you MoN. i'm laughing so f*cking hard i lost a good mouthful of coffee. thanks a f*cking lot you witty turd.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:53 PM   #12
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Ha! Thanks MoN :rollseyes:
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:56 PM   #13
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Re: CZECH??? Language help please

Quote:
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...špatný...
As we all know "spodni pradlos" are underpants. Thus a "špatný" is obviously half an underpant - otherwise known as a rag used by your mother for polishing the silverware.
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:24 PM   #14
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it's czech, here's the gist of it:

hi, it's me again. i didn't manage to find that page but i'm glad that i happened across it again. it could use some updating though. the forum wasn't bad. mr. sellers is a good ?, it would be nice to have more people like him. i wish him good health, which is most important.
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:34 PM   #15
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oh sure, she reappears to translate czech....
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