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Old 02-21-2008, 05:13 PM   #1876
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:20 PM   #1877
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look it doesnie fvckken matter who i am - we've only got thirty seconds! so get yer kit off - everything apart from your socks ....quickly!!

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Old 02-21-2008, 05:25 PM   #1878
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yes, bollocks to her. but no bollocks to william orbit's amazing backing track.


i am apparently spending the final moments of my life trying to justify a madonna song. where did i go wrong?
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:25 PM   #1879
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:30 PM   #1880
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:34 PM   #1881
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i wish i'd remembered those when it was the phobias question of the day ?
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Old 02-21-2008, 06:41 PM   #1882
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Switching to a Non-Christian Fundamentalist radio station and relaxing.
Wow, so you were listening to Christian Fundamentalist radio before you switched the station??? Don't wait for the apocalypse - switch it off now, my friend!

Well, since the perfect love of Christ casts out all fear, and assuming I'm perfectly bathed in that love and receiving it already, I'd probably breathe slowly, look around for that day's delight if I hadn't found it yet, and wait to see what happens next.
With the last twenty seconds or so, I'd also kiss my husband playfully and say " I love you, I'll miss you forever and you can still change your mind." He would laugh, roll his eyes, kiss me and that would be that. He could still shrug, surrender to love and Jesus and go through a new door with me. In fact, that would be my last earthly delight, him changing his mind about all that stuff.
If I happen to have a dirty Grey Goose martini in my hand, so much the better.
That would be fvcking great.
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:16 PM   #1883
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I can't believe no one has said "fvcking" yet.
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:26 PM   #1884
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since this is not happening now, it must be some fictitious event in the future. i have no knowledge of such events, therefore can't answer the question ( but i can tell you with certainty that i would be doing the same thing for the 30 seconds following the announcement as i was doing before )

( unless i had already finished ) ( ..whatever i was doing )

( then i would be doing something else )
somebody's been getting stoned with the hippies already
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:27 PM   #1885
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I can't believe no one has said "fvcking" yet.
yes they have - just now

thanks for ruining it, beryl
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:27 PM   #1886
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I can't believe no one has said "fvcking" yet.
I can't believe no one has said "p0sting" yet.
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:35 PM   #1887
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yes they have - just now

thanks for ruining it, beryl
I didn't say that was my answer, just making an observation.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:45 PM   #1888
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I can't believe no one has said "p0sting" yet.
i was going to say "waiting for the FAST CHAT forum to load"
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Old 02-22-2008, 01:11 AM   #1889
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I can't believe no one has said "fvcking" yet.
30 seconds? bah. no quickie's that quick.
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Old 02-22-2008, 01:29 AM   #1890
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^I'm giving this waaaaay too much thought, but hopefully, along razor's line of thought, one would have happened to have been engaged in said activity for some minutes prior.

'Sides, if you're doing it right, the beginning/middle is just as good as the end.

That's not my answer, though. I'd rather be laughing about terrible knock knock jokes with my son, and blissfully unaware.

And not, I repeat, not anywhere near a salty licorice fish.
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