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Your date is really a cop.
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#92 |
oi
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The cops have impounded your computer.
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waaaaaaa :)
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You really should see a doctor! But then again - don't waste that bit of time you still got...
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You. In the parking lot. With the gun.
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oi
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You are going blid. Can you see the following sentence:
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Join Date: May 2006
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your metabolism will shortly be shutting down on a permanent basis. have a nice day.
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#97 |
oi
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Your neighbours have secretly installed a camera in your bedroom. Have fun!
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Got any pictures of your wife naked? Want some?
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Join Date: May 2007
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Bean sprouts..white worms...?
What's the difference. You didn't even notice, did ya'?
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Join Date: May 2007
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Fortune cookie...orange flavored crispy polystyrene...?
What the difference?
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You blew off the other fellow for this guy?
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#102 |
oi
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Soon you'll be able to focus on the positive aspects of your life: your lab tests for HIV are positive.
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earth worker
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don't look now, but you have a rootkit installed on your PC.
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#104 |
oi
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You are mostly full of hot air.
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#105 |
hint of olive
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It's not in your head, you are being watched.
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