03-07-2008, 02:16 PM
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The people sitting at the next table are actually laughing at you. Look!
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03-07-2008, 02:19 PM
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I spit in your General Tso's Chicken.
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03-07-2008, 02:26 PM
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Lend someone a hand, an ear, or a shoulder to cry on. But to get really lucky, consider offering your kidneys or your liver. You won't last long, anyway.
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03-07-2008, 03:47 PM
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I know, what you really want is an Oreo, but this is all you get.
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03-08-2008, 02:07 AM
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The place where you had your rehearsal dinner will soon be turned to a 24-hour "Adult Megaplex."
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03-08-2008, 02:33 AM
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You might be surprised to discover that one of your dreams is awfully close to becoming a reality, today. Well, actually, one of your nightmares.
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03-08-2008, 12:52 PM
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"Man who farts in church, sits in own pew"
*I'm bored* 
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03-08-2008, 01:21 PM
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Don't do it -- he's not into your kind of kink.
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03-08-2008, 01:47 PM
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Today is your chance to sneak out without paying.
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03-08-2008, 03:49 PM
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Your credit card was declined.
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03-08-2008, 04:31 PM
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Hakuma matata! So what if you can't find your house keys? Those two who left half an hour ago already found them...
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03-08-2008, 04:33 PM
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Never come here dressed like that again.
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03-08-2008, 04:37 PM
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Congrats! I believe you know that's what you were having.
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03-08-2008, 04:59 PM
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No fortune for you!
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03-08-2008, 05:01 PM
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Congratulations on your newly acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
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