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Old 10-21-2006, 06:02 AM   #466
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thanks TC

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I embarassed myself when I made all the "ahem's" and 's appear. It felt for a moment like I farted in a car full of people.

(jack, I like your ........'s.
they're so pithy).
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Old 10-21-2006, 02:07 PM   #467
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I embarassed myself when I made all the "ahem's" and 's appear. It felt for a moment like I farted in a car full of people.
My was more a comment on my own thoughts than your post, but you nailed my sentiments right on the head
I wish we had more smilies from which to choose...........
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Old 10-21-2006, 03:29 PM   #468
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You mean...I'm not going to get my bilge pumped or blown after all????
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:30 PM   #469
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You mean...I'm not going to get my bilge pumped or blown after all????
That depends - do you look like MacGyver?
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:06 PM   #470
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kiiiiiiiiinnnnnda...but taller and thinner, with long hair and beard and moustache (dark blonde instead of light blonde), my nose is longer (in proportion to the rest of me), and my facial features are slightly different shapes. The general arrangement of my facial features is Very close, but slightly different from him in their spacing and geometrical layout...but otherwise a I'm a dead ringer.
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:13 PM   #471
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I think we need to see a photo
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:24 PM   #472
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ambo he has a huge boat.
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:27 PM   #473
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well they always say size doesn't matter......
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Old 10-22-2006, 02:58 AM   #474
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"They" have little boats.
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Old 10-22-2006, 01:32 PM   #475
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kiiiiiiiiinnnnnda...but taller and thinner, with long hair and beard and moustache (dark blonde instead of light blonde), my nose is longer (in proportion to the rest of me), and my facial features are slightly different shapes. The general arrangement of my facial features is Very close, but slightly different from him in their spacing and geometrical layout...but otherwise a I'm a dead ringer.
I think this is close enough, especially given how big your boat is
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Old 10-22-2006, 02:03 PM   #476
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Hmmm, I still need a photo.........
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Old 10-22-2006, 02:53 PM   #477
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http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/show...ture+reference
Page one, post #1

*Sincerly hoping linking that hasn't summoned "Beetlejuice"*...
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Old 10-22-2006, 04:15 PM   #478
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Wow, um thanks (?) for pointing me to that thread..... I guess I had seen it before (in June), but I didn't read the whole thing back then. This time I actually did (yes, I have no life). At the time all this was going on, I had spent about a year drowning in a sea of sorrow over something that on the surface had nothing to do with me, so I missed all the darkroom/shadow puppet crap. I can't say I am sorry.

Now, Coffee - I sincerely apologize but I will not be able to pump or blow your bilge any time soon - you are the spitting image of someone I dated for a long time, and let's just say..... NO (nothing personal)
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Old 10-22-2006, 10:54 PM   #479
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Post Dear Ambo,

The company and it's officers sends our great regrets and sincere apologies if we had misled you to consider the idea that any employment other than the "pumping and blowing of bilges" (a bilge being the lowest part of the interior of a vessel where water collects) was ever being offered by the company or it's officers. The company officers, and all crew of the vessels of the company (Capt. Coffee, et all) have already engaged the Personal Services* we believe your letter implied you might have been seeking with us. Again we regret if there were any misunderstandings...We place any blame for the misunderstanding upon The Company for not detecting the subtle innuendo that we now see, upon careful rereading, seems to have been implied in the affor discussed services, in part from the egging on of Mssr. T. Cat... *Gomer Pyle Voice* "shame shame shame" .

Apologies again, and,
Truly the best of luck to you in your employment search.

Respectfully.
Capt. Coffee and "The Company".

P.S. *She is a real sweety too.
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Old 10-22-2006, 11:50 PM   #480
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Ha, Coffee when I bought my dad the AMB Gambusia, he used to present me after each voyage with his ships log..... Insane rantings about how I (the first mate) was insubordinant and didnt follow orders. hahahaha omg they were funny, those notes. I am glad i saved em. You reminded me of those.

(he was a total dork, would break shear pins and shiit, i usually had to mutiny and take over.)
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