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Old 07-11-2007, 04:42 PM   #991
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bloody islamofascist wasabists! it's all in the koran; chapter 4365 verse 235.8

'and then the meticulously tidy person will be attacked around the nasal area by some germs, which will then be granted 1 billion virgin germs on which to enjoy their pleasures for eternity etc'

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One of the most eye-catching adorns the roof of the town's open-air swimming pool
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:44 PM   #992
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it's nasal jihad.
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:44 PM   #993
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Craig. Hon. It can have a roof, and open sides, like a festival tent, or partial sides, and STILL BE OPEN AIR!
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:00 PM   #994
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open air is standing naked on blackpool beach in november!

aaah, i remember it well, especially the goosebumps.


btw trish you can call me hon anyday, makes me swoon!
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:45 PM   #995
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My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now. Those GD computer games.
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:22 PM   #996
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My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now. Those GD computer games.
Aw, I hate when that happens. Sorry Jack.

Are you using Firefox? If so, I think the 'marks are saved in some safely hidden place on your comp. Also, you can check out this nifty thing.
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:25 AM   #997
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I think something of a 40-year-old virgin called last night to break up with me.
I didn't realize we were dating.
Somehow, I am the one that felt pathetic.

I seem to have rebounded pretty quickly.
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:45 AM   #998
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Old 07-15-2007, 09:20 PM   #999
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Did you know?

The most famous cluster balloon flight took place on July 2, 1982 when a 33-year-old truck driver from San Pedro, Calif. set out to do some sightseeing.

Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 six-feet helium weather balloons to a Sears lawn chair, intending to go up a few hundred feet. But instead, he soared to 16,000-feet and was seen by passing airliners. (Imagine the conversations those airline pilots must have had when they looked out their cockpit window and saw a man sitting on a lawn chair floating by at 16,000 feet!)

Walters brought along pellet gun so he could shoot out the balloons when he was ready to descend, as well as a parachute and a CB radio so he could communicate with his friends below.

Unfortunately, he lost his glasses during his quick ascension and later dropped his pellet gun and crashed into power lines. However, he was not injured.

The FAA fined him $1,500 for his flight, and he later gained notoriety, appearing on “The Tonight Show” and “Late Night with David Letterman.”
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:10 AM   #1000
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what is the word for the emotion felt when a stunning young
babe looks up at you and says; 'my father is bigwig in russian
militaare' and later; 'i'm daddy's girl'?

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Old 07-16-2007, 06:23 AM   #1001
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^ um, run??
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:37 AM   #1002
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^^ Maybe *oopski* for a start.

Ehm, and before you follow Frieda's advice (not a bad one - unless you're out for adventure ),
could you please ask her if she has a brother - age 25-35, blue, green or grey eyes would be fine... but well I'd have to look-see anyways.
Spassibo, dude!
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Old 07-16-2007, 07:07 AM   #1003
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well, the word 'bigwig' made me want to giggle, then i pictured
him and was very scared, then i looked at her and felt deep
regret. so it was a kind of humourous longing terror sadness.

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Old 07-16-2007, 07:19 AM   #1004
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If that helps you in any way:
There's other stunning young babes out there whose daddies ain't scary Russian military men (or a mafiosi, contract killers or other such niceties)!

Well, and bigwig this bigwig that, I'd bet my ass that the girl very likely's got total control over him
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Old 07-16-2007, 07:47 AM   #1005
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what is the word for the emotion felt when a stunning young
babe looks up at you and says; 'my father is bigwig in russian
militaare' and later; 'i'm daddy's girl'?

is this before or after you've hit on her?
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