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#1771 |
King of the špatnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
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...here it is......its..balanus
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#1772 |
meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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balanus (adj.): Describing a type of fear that permits the hands-free removal of seat cushion buttons.
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#1773 |
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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balanus - the tipping point between order and chaos.
Forbidden forever to bring up the topic of Scrabble with Stanley again, Blanche retired to her room to ponder the balanus represented by her dictionary sitting by her bed, and fought the urge to look up the actual meaning of "zwischenzug." |
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#1774 |
Comedian
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In a van down by the river
Posts: 168
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balanus - A rare disease, sometimes referred to as Baboon Syndrome, affecting one's rear end. The effected area becomes red and expands like a baloon.
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#1775 |
Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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balanus: n.
The lesser known cetacean structures, related to the comb-like filtering structures, baleen. Balanus was used in certain predatory whale species, specificaly sperm whales, to separate squid beaks from the rest of the effluent, separating them at the stomach and ejecting them forward, rather than allowing them the much more painful rear entry. |
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#1776 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: ªs°k°
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balanus
баланюз - Russian for bollocks |
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#1777 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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balanus -- a type of early firearm, the barrel of which was two half-cylinders strapped together. When fired, it leaked noxious clouds of sulphurous gasses out the sides and back of the weapon instead of sending everything out the front, often leaving the gunner breathing his own fumes.
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#1778 |
Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
Posts: 7,695
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balanus
A disease affecting home plate umpires who dare irate managers to "try it."
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#1779 |
slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
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balanus fear of leaving on vacation, hence, upsetting the rhythm of the work mombo.
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#1780 |
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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balanus - a network on a farm for the exclusive use of Ovines
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#1781 |
King of the špatnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
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Last few hours.......
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#1782 |
King of the špatnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
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That was limp guys.......
really it's a type of barnacle...who'd a thunk it?? *sigh* Here goes then, In no particular order, for no particular reasons... Ze (Deux) - too obvious Brynn - too Scrabbley Coffee - too planktony Bales - too blunderbussy Daver - too umpey Fox - what the fvck is a "work mombo"? Funk - too cowy Trish - close, but I cricked my neck attempting it, sooooooo.... Le Grand Prix de Lexicographie Amusant avec La Ribband Rouge pour References Testique dans une Definition Bibliographic Mlle 30.48 Centimetres - As suitable a word as any for "Russian bollocks." ![]() Play on, play on .......... |
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#1783 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: ªs°k°
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merci le roi des špatnyées
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#1784 |
meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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coquelicot: A delicate fabric, very teasing to the fingers. Difficult to sew owing to its tendency to squirm and bunch in the feed dogs, frowning petulantly.
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#1785 |
The One, The Only.
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 51
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coquelicot - Contact croquet. Developed in the early 90's when people realised that croquet is a sport for people who can afford BMW's for their dogs and the "average man" decided that they would change the rules making the game entirely contact.
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