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Old 01-28-2008, 05:23 PM   #1
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unfortunate cookies

The other day a friend of mine was telling about the worst fortune she ever received from a cookie:

"All is not lost. Yet."
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:24 PM   #2
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You will soon meet a talk, dark, and homicidal stranger.
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:25 PM   #3
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Wear clean underwear next Tuesday. I'm just saying.
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:54 PM   #4
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the hunan pork was not a good idea.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:02 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:10 PM   #6
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No one is interested in your "project".
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:16 PM   #7
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:21 PM   #8
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May contain nuts.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:25 PM   #9
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You should have put that thread in the Fiction Project.
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:01 AM   #10
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You can't have your cake and eat it too, so why not try one of our delicious lo-cal banana fritters?
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:04 AM   #11
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You will date a woman with an afro far superior to yours.
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:07 AM   #12
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A wise man will not reveal his interest in sourcing women's apparel.
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:10 AM   #13
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I'd lay off the cookies if I were you, chubbs.
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Old 01-29-2008, 04:37 AM   #14
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:58 AM   #15
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he's just not right for you, you know.
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